Worst movie ever?

Or the greatest disappointment.

I bought M.A.S.H. (the movie on DVD). What a crap movie.

I own all 11 series of M.A.S.H. on DVD and watched the movie after being a long time fan of the TV series.

I wonder how such a great TV series managed to be able to be devised using the movie as a basis. Great writers and actors, and Hot Lips (of course), I guess.

Bazza

 

Greatest disappointment for me was The Blair Witch Project.

All the silly hype surrounding the release caused some let down but the movie itself was a piece of crap.

 

That's exactly how I felt about it.

 

I agree with BirdBath, that Blair Witch Project was major c**p! The remake of The Amityville Horror was s**t as well but I 'm not a fan of remakes.

 

I enjoyed M*A*S*H, but then again I saw it long before the TV series came out.

I don't generally watch bad movies, having access to a plethora of reviews before I give my hard earned. I'll come up with my biggest disappointment after thinking about it for a while. My wife wants me off the net. So she can go on.

 

What about Birth with Nicole Kidman.......

 

First movie I ever saw was "Tom Thumb" with Russ Tamblyn.

 

I have a few which I have equal hatred probably not the worst ever but I have to mention them Grandfather parsons,shaun of the dead,serenity,jeepers creepers,robocop 3,being john malkovich,crouching tiger hidden dragon,slither.

I'll remember more,I'll try and round it down to one Bazza out of those slither is the worst but I know it isnt the worst I'v ever seen

 

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roflmao

 

Good reminder. I think Robocop is one of the worst I've ever seen.

 

I have to disagree with that one, but then again, I have most of those series of films at home and am a huge fan of the Chinese Mythology series....

~C

PS: Worst movie ever.... hrmm... The Leprechaun series

 

Aw man, Robocop is awesome! I have the Criterion collection on DVD. Sure it wasn't made the best, but it's Robocop! lol

Worst movie ever? Gigli......

 

Funny! I loved it! My mom, who often enjoys the same movies I like (at least if they are not quite as action packed and filled with violence and guns) hated it as well. Surprised me a lot!

For me, worst movie ever:

Final Destination 2...

After 2/3 of the movie I couldn't take it anymore, so I told my date he could either leave with me, or stay if he preferred... I thought it was way too predictable, and the violence was tasteless and disgusting.

My date? He left together with me! When it came out on dvd he rented it and watched the end!

 

I love robocop 1 + 2 but the franchise was wasted with 3 same as Men in black 2,isnt so much they are terrible films they are just cash cows made because they know people will watch them and that really annoys me,you can always spot a cash cow when sequel to an awsome comes along and it only runs for 85 -95 mins they have done the bare minimum to get something on the shelves.

 

DOOM...:crapuke

 

I forgot about Ghost. Worst Ever.

 

The crappy rope flying around in crouching tiger hidden dragon was far too much for me to accept

Final detination Two was awful good call,whats the point it keeps coming after you no matter what and your gonna die so why fight,its just an excuse to kill everyone off in spectacular fashion :mad :mad :mad

 

Master of Disguise . . .

That's a couple hours of my life I could have put to better use swallowing razor blades . . .

 

Hmmm, the most memorable bad movie for me was "Black Hole" by Disney. They had hyped it before the release as "adult" science fiction, and I LOVE science fiction. What a crock. I do believe that was Disney's low point.

My only regret is I didn't leave the theater while it was playing. I kept thinking, "Can't get any worse". It did.

 

I was lured in to the theatre... The dude told me it was a science fiction comedy/action/thriller. I expected something in the line of T2. Boy was I disappointed. I never let him decide movies after that!

 

Not the wosrt ever but made one heck of an impression, Bonnie & Clyde back in '67. (Before ratings)
My brother & I, 8 and 10 at the time, were dropped off for a saturday matinee because our mother thought it was a cartoon version.
We both came out white as sheets from the last scene.:eek :eek :eek :eek

 

battlefield earth! what possessed john travolta to get involved with that dross

 

Plan 9 From Outer Space would have to be the worst Sci-fi movie I've ever had the huge displeasure of seeing. Quiet possibly the worst, most broken, cruddily made, el-cheapo, p.o.s. of all time (And that's just its good points! )

Starred Bela Lugosi, as an alien Ghoul thing, who in real life died during the making of this all-time fizzer - some say he died of embarrassment.

The movie looked like it was made in a garage on a $20 dollar budget. With such features as a hubcap thrown into the air for a flying saucer. This Turkey of a movie was too lame to even gobble.

My advice:- "Truly pathetic - Don't bother" rolleyes

 

I'm sure that him being a scientologist and the founder of scientology being the writer of the book had something to do with it...:rolleyes

Thats right folks, the founder of Scientology was a Sci-Fi writer....

 

Hmm, there are so many to choose from. Plan 9 was horrible, anything by Van Damme, Too fast too furious 11. Not a movie but Reefer Madness was so horrible it was funny. That's it for now.

 

Certainly not the worst movies ever made
But perhaps the most dissapointing

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

&

The Matrix Trilogy

 

Thank you! I tell people this, and they look at me as if I'm insane or something... I actually didn't see them all... After I fell asleep during the second one, I decided to skip the third!

 

Unfaithful...with Diane Lane and Richard Gere. Not only did it have the most boring plot ever...but it was like they ran out of production money and said..."OK, this looks like a good place to end the movie!!" and just cut it off!!

What a piece of crap it was!!

Roger

 

To ammend my previous post, I have to say that Monkeybone was the worst movie ever.

It was so bad that I blocked it out of my mind until the other night at work. We were talking about this thread and that movie came up....... *shudder* thought it would be like a newer version of Roger Rabbit (loved it) and let's just say that it was nowhere close.


~C

 

I have thought and thought, there are just too many. I grew up in San Francisco where every neighborhood had it's own movie theater, plus all the major ones along Market St. Movies was the main form of entertainment back then. Plus between movies there was live entertainment on stage. (When home we watched the radio.)

 

Sheesh, I was trying to forget about that one
I Dare say Brendan Fraser is too

P.S. Come on Darlene, you can do better than that

 

The first Matrix movie was pretty good, but they couldn't maintain it IMO.

I liked the Lord of the Rings, but I did have some trouble with my mental belief circuits watching the human horseman charging set pikes, and making it through. Pikes were designed for calvery. Guess its kinda funny when I think about it, the Eint and wizards didn't bother me at all...

 

Some of the worst movies I have found to be most entertaining,
(weird sense )of humor.

Attack of the killer tomatoes
Motel Hell
Jekyll and Hyde together again , actually I went looking for this one rolleyes

 

Tomb Raider

 

And her I thought that people liked watching Angelina Jolie run around in a skimpy outfit and padded bra.... LMAO!!


~C

 

My complaint is with the movie, not with the T&A.

 

I'm going to have to throw "The Beach" into the worst movie ever label. Those were two hours well wasted.

 

Stay Alive = MAJOR piece of crap

i liked the final destination movies, they were funny lol

 

"Manos, the Hands of Fate"

Unless you watch it with the folks at Mystery Science Theater 3000.

 

lol I put the beach up as one of my favourites,loved it

 

Plan 9 from outer space is so bad it's good.

 

Beaches, Terms of Endearment, Steel Magnolias, enough said!!!

 

Does no one remember the movie "Bebe's Kids?"confused If you never saw it, you have saved two precious hours of your life. It was bad enough that they made it into a movie, but they also made one of the most horrible NES games of all time out of it as well.uke In fact, it was the only game in Nintendo history to receive a score of ZERO in "Nintendo Power," as well as the lowest scores possible in most other reviews.roflmaoroflmao Even the "Super Mario Brothers" movie was better. Believe me, that's reaching pretty far.

 

Because I Said So.. How do they talk the studio into making this rubbish?
Let alone get Diane Keaton to "act?" in it. She must have been desperate to get on screen.

 

I notice that there's a movie on tonight called "Hercules against the Moon Men" I'm not gonna watch it, but it might qualify...

 

"The Epic Movie" I like the "Scary Movie" type movies(Naked Gun, Airplane, etc) but this movie was way off base. Not even funny.

 

Lol - it made a pretty good Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode . . .

 

holy sh*t i couldnt agree with u more, it wasnt even scary and i cant believe they stuck that kissing part, i was like WTF????

another bad movie would be The Covenant

 

If you want to see the worst ever beginning to an acting career, go see Hercules in New York. See how Governor Schwarzenegger started out 'acting' in the U.S.
...Now THAT was an hour and a quarter well wasted! rolleyes