You Know Your A Geek When...

You have a subscription to Playboy and you REALLY DO read the articles.....

 

Why else would you get playboy, they have the same ads as every other magazine. But those articles are oh so compeling

 

lol im sure you like those articles... *raises eyebrow*

 

You know you're a geek, when you take a date to a science museum.

 

ya know you're a geek when someone asks you hows the old lady doing you thought they were talking about your comp

 

You know your a geek when a reply to thread like this, with nothing to say, althogh you just devoted sometime to thinking of a witty reply...

 

My dad told my mom he read Playboy for the articles. She got the next issue before he did and cut out all the pictures. He wasn't happy, though it was the last time he used that line on her.

 

You need new glasses and cant find any coke bottles

 

You've broken your glasses and you're out of scotchtape.

 

Dream about a programming solution. And it works!!!!(I just had to. .sorry)

You get gassy when trying to explain to someone what spyware is.

You play Pictonary, you want to "Google it".(yea I mean Pictonary)

You go to a topless bar. . and fall asleep.

You save all the Major Geek Magazine ads and paste them up on a bullitin board in your room at your moms, using your Dads collection of Playboy's to stand on to reach the top(your in your 30's).

 

A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.

"Where did you get the bike from?" his friends asked.

"It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. Yesterday she called me and told that she had passed her math final and wanted to drop by to thank me in person.

She arrived at my place on her bicycle. When I had let her in, she took all her clothes off, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!'"

One of his friends remarks: "You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle."

"Yeah", another friend adds, "just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girl's clothes - and they wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

 

I've done that! LoL.

 

Wait, we have two of these threads going at once. maybe one of the mods can merge the two.

 

Playboy sucks.

 

I've done that! LoL. [/quote]




SO have I.........

Errrm...I mean, doesn't eveybody? The Zoo is next!

The Observatory trip was best, though.