3 crazy links

in an attempt to save thread space, and time here's 3 crazy links,,,

Grandma said " you'll put an eye out", but even she wouldn't have seen this coming,,

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0617081secrets1.html

A toy 'intended' to be flammable, what could go wrong with that?

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,23883046-5005940,00.html

and finally, is Seattle that boring, that this seemed like a good idea,,

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/6420ap_wa_steamroller_death.html