A Few Stats for Golfers

Had to share. Truisms all.

*** Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.**

*** A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there..**

*** It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.**

*** When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard?**

*** Golf is by far the ultimate love/hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.**

*** It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and pee in the woods while performing brain surgery.**

*** A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.**

*** Water hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles, frogs or gators either.**

*** Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.**

*** A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.**

*** That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.**

*** If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.**

*** If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.**

*** You probably wouldn't look good in a Green Jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine!**

*** Golf appeals to the child in all of us. . . This is proven by our frequent inability to count past the number 5.**

*** It's a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if you're not choosy about which fairway.**

*** If profanity had any influence on the flight of a ball, most everyone would play better.**

*** A recent survey shows that of all jobs, caddies live the longest. They get plenty of fresh air and exercise, and if there's ever a medical emergency, a doctor is always nearby.**

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You forgot...

*** Work is for people who don't know how to play golf.** :-o

 

Golf is work if you have a swing like mine.:-D