a little bit to offend everyone?

10 TRUTH BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.




10 TRUTH WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.





10 TRUTH WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

 

Too Funny!!!

I love stereotype humor! I don't care how un-PC it is. It is usually true!

I can take a "white guy" joke, others should be able to take jokes about their own nationality as well.

There is nothing offensive about stereotype humor...especially when the stereotypes are true!!!


Thanks man. That was funny!


Steve

 

Remember these.

 

heeh.. good chuckle there

 

Yeah. the same goes for guy/girl jokes, and usually the guy jokes are funniest, because they are most often true.

 

Guilty! But I have a good excuse, I'm a redneck.

Steve

 

funny

 

hey, I am not a redneck but I keep the Crown Royal pouch too!

Speaking of Crown Royal, I think I will fix me a big glass of Washington Apple when I get home today.

I wonder if they call it 'Royal with Crown' in Luxemburg?

 

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

 

What.... no asian jokes?


btw, i haven't been here at MG for a loooooong time. all my arcade highscores have been deleted... again

 

Pretty damn funny.

I love all humor. PC or not - as long as it is funny.

And those were funny.

LAIGo

 

Add some Russian and Polish jokes and you've got my neighborhood pegged.

Something I've yet to figure out is how all the Russian women I've seen in our neighborhood are either very young, tall and very thin or very old, short and heavy. Where are the ones in the middle?

 

Jokes about Asians huh? Ok, here goes, this one is funnier when spoken since it’s a play on words but you get the idea.

A Japanese man walks into a bank and hands the teller 1000 Yen and asks to have to changed to US Dollars. The teller kindly hands the man a $10.00 bill and the Japanese man walks away.
The next day the Japanese man walks back into the bank with another 1000 Yen and hands it to the teller. The teller gives him back $9.75. The man asks “how come you gave me $10.00 yesterday but only $9.75 today.” The teller looks at him and says “fluctuations.”
The Japanese man looks back at him with a very mean look on his face and starts to walk away. He gets about halfway to the door and yells back at the teller “fluctuations?, Well fluck you Americans too”!

 

It gives me a special kinda feeling when people jack my previous posts to use it in another thread of mine:

http://forums.majorgeeks.com/showthread.php?t=57930

 

Here is a funny pic!

 

Didn't mean to jack your post but I'm not going to search the entire site 9 months back just to see if someone else posted the joke.

 

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I bet this one hasn't been on yet.

Why do rednecks like family reunions?

Steve

 

I LOVE THAT!!! I've found that a lot of nuns have a really great sense of humor.

 

@ Disarray: I was just giving you hardtime bud!

@ Cindy: I am glad you liked it too. I have seen similar pics to believe what you stated to be true!

 

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I love' em all! Thanks for the grins...