A Valentines Day gift from Freddy

The secret receipe for LOVE POTION #9

In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil and, moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils: ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang. Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire.

 

And where exactly does one aquire whale vomit, er, ambergris?

 

Uh, i'm pretty sure you have to get that from a whale

 

How gross. I always forget that stuff really is in some perfume. I think I will skip the perfume tonight, thank you.

 

Of course, a little charm and a lot of liquor works too.