Ad wording and using punctuation.

This ad was on Mg's this morning.

Maybe I'm reading it wrong.

Too man Hot Girls want a Girlfriend?... Men Join free!

Where do we sign up? :-D

It's the eating Grandma line isn't it.

"Let's eat, Grandma"

"Let's eat grandma"

 

I'm more interested in that too many hot girls want a girlfriend.


But I am a pig.

 

My wife likes my snout though.

Wait... That sounded wrong.

 

It's gettin' kinda' dirty in here...


:-D

 

Ya pervs

Now back to the topic on hand :-D I recently saw an ad, from a driveway sealing company, that said "Putting ceilings on the ground for 20 years!"

I cracked up at the thought of someone putting ceilings on a driveway and I was dying to respond and ask them if they put sealings on the ground or if they put ceilings on the ground. :-D

 

Men can join free but all the hot girls are charged for joining up?

No thanks:mad I'm not being pimped out again.

 

You wish, Rikky!...LOL

Huh???...What's a "Man hot girl?" :confused Never heard of one...roflmao.

 

I found one!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-VW1XZwF80

 

A real 'Male Barbie'?
Wow.....just wow. .:eek

 

Recently printed some signs at work. I alerted them to the misspelling, but they said it was spelled right.

Home Health company offers lighthouse cleaning. There may be some lighthouses on the coast of Louisiana, but not many up here. Some light housecleaning might be better, but what do I know. :-D

If any of you own a lighthouse, PM me, I got your cleaning company. :-D

 

Wow. +2? :confused

 

Lighthouse cleaning hahaha... maybe you can send them up to New England, I think they have lighthouses up there. :-D

It's typos like this that really crack me up.

 

Nah, it's GOLD on the ceiling!!!


:-D

 

Hey, get back on your corner!

 

The really funny part is I told them about the typo. They argued it WAS CORRECT. Hey, OK. :-D:-D

If I could pull off a prank call without laughing, I would call them and ask for a quote for my lighthouses in Maine. They are pretty dirty.

 

I love it when people who couldn't be more wrong argue with me. I really do hope some people call to get their lighthouses cleaned, that would hilarious.

 

If I PM you the number, will you call them? I just can't do a prank call to save my life. Nobody likes a dirty lighthouse.

 

I would love to but I know I would crack up laughing.

 

Does a Dirty Lighthouse sound to anyone else like something you order at a bar?

What'll it be?

A Dirty Lighthouse.

The next moment sees you ejected bodily.