Another "Guy on the beach" joke

Guy is walking on the beach one morning and just stops looks around and says, "God, you sure knew what you were doing when you created all of this, it's so beautiful and most people take it for granted.

All of a sudden the clouds part and the sky opens up and there is God. God says "Thank you for taking the time to notice and yes most people do take all of this wonder for granted. I am so pleased that I have decided to grant you one wish, what would you like?"

The guy thinks for a minute and says " You know God, I sure do like Hawaii, if you could build a bridge from here over to Hawaii I could just drive over there anytime I wanted. God looks around and starts shaking his head and says, " Do you have any idea how difficult that would be, the steel, the cable, the engineering, hundreds of miles of concrete, a bridge like that would have to withstand all kinds of weather. Maybe you should think of another wish not so complicated and monumental.

The guy replies " OK, What about this wish. I wish I could understand all women, everything about them, why and what they are thinking, why they get depressed, why they get upset and start crying for no obvious reason, why they are so sensitive, why they are so wonderful one minute and completely different the next, why they.......…….

God interrupts the guy and says, "Do you want that to be a 2 lane or 4 lane bridge?"

Steve

 

Even my wife liked that one

 

ha!!

thats funny

 

Old 'un, but a good 'un. Bazza