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Top Ten Caddie/Golfer Give and Takes

#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now. "

#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence."

#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's a big
distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch ~ it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf ."

#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

#1
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."


I think I got put with this caddie at one time.

 

God, but those are classic!!! Great ones.

As a lifelong 12-16 handicapper, who retired 4 years ago and started seriously working on my game, now I'm a 6, and loving it.

 

Congrats on dropping off those strokes. Me, well I shoot in the 90's, but that was with clubs I bought at walmart. I know have a set of Cleveland TA-6's . Also put Dynamic Gold s300 shafts on em and Penley ETA S stiff shafts on my driver and three wood. Have yet to use them though. I had a tee time set for Saturday morning, but on Friday morning I tripped over my dog at the top of my stairs and ended up in the ER . So now all I get to do is look at my clubs while I heal. Damn life and the curve balls it throws you.

 

Mr. Havercamp, the green is over there. It's that way. That's a peach, hon!

Steve

 

Thank you Halo, I'm sure I'll be able to hit the links in a week or two.