Bash Kodo for no reason whatsoever

Bring it on Big Guy

GOTCHA!!!!

 

One night a real fisherman was fishing on one side of the river,, and a Muskybob was fishing on the other side. The real fisherman was reeling them in, one after the other. The Muskybob yelled " Hey,, I sure would like to be fishin' on your side of the river.

The real fisherman said, "Well come on over"

The Muskybob said, "I can't. I have no boat"

The real fisherman said, "I'll just shine my flashlight across where you can walk,, and you just walk where the beam is, and you will be be able to cross. "

The muskybob said, " Sure,, I know what will happen,, I'll get halfway across and you will turn your flashlight off."

 

I got wet when I tried it too. Damn fisherman. Ya can't trust 'em

 

Yes, it's safe to come back in.

Whew! Just cleaned 24 PM's out of my In/Outboxes. That's more than all year long. Playing Pinky And The Brain is too much work.

 

Lord,, did I get taken in tonight. Kinda reminds me of an ex or two I have had,,,

 

Good come back I got a good laugh out of that one.

 

I am sorry. I was done in bad taste. Didn't mean to take it that far.

 

See what happens when we get bored.

btw, how is SilverD anyway?

 

And I thought you guys were ugly before



Just when I settle in for fireworks the lovefest starts

 

A priest and a minister in a small town, who had made a habit of fishing together for years, decided to welcome a new rabbi into the community by inviting him to go fishing with them.

After a couple hours in the boat in their favorite spot, they got thirsty, so the minister offered to go get some iced soda from the truck. He stepped out of the boat, and carefully walked to shore, not getting more than his feet wet, and brought back some cold drinks. The rabbi watched this in amazement, but didn't comment.

A couple more hours, and it was lunch time, and the priest offered to retrieve their lunch, and made the same trip as the minister, returning with sandwiches and more soda. The rabbi was stunned, but munched his sandwich in silence.

By midafternoon, they were getting thirsty, and the rabbi figured it was his turn to chase the drinks. He thought furiously, and came to the conclusion that they all served the same God, and if these two men could walk on water, then by God, so could HE. So he graciously offered to go for the drinks, breathed a silent prayer, and quickly steeped over the side, splashed in over his head, ans swam to shore in humiliation. About the time he crawled dripping out of the water, the minister turned to the priest & said "Do you think we should show him where the rocks are?"

 

Do your parents know you feel that way?

 

You may not be laffin' now.....



He catches "Musky Turds"....says they taste yummy!!

 

That garlic is a b!tch,, ain't it??

 

I only practice "Catch & Release" Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!!!

 

But those fish are no FUN to catch. No fight in 'em at all.

 

Oh Lord,, I'm not even going to think about that one,,

 

& they break apart when ya try to mount em on the wall.

 

They don't bend their heads and sing either. (Thank God)

 

Wrong technique - use a trowel

 

Oh lordy, this whole discussion has really gone down the toilet
Ladies present.
I thought you were all going to bash Kodo?
He gave you great openings in Cano's Oscar Mayer Weiner thread....

1000 posts! ! !
I HAVE to get a hobby

 

Hey!!! That would make you a Major Mango,, yes???

 

1000 posts... I think you've FOUND a hobby.

If you weren't already a mango, you'd now be ranked as a Major Geek. But everyone want's a custom title/rank these days. I must say, you reached Major Geekhood very quickly, and with real posts too. Congrats.

 

Try www.mailorderhusbands.com

 

She's doing good. She's working almost all the time, but is getting along pretty well. SHe's still as onry as ever,,

 

OMG! It's an actual site!

I thought I just made it up

 

I guess it's true... you can find ANYTHING on the internet.

Is there a mailorderbrides site? Maybe I should go look....

 

Major Mango. Cool.
Stand up straight and don't slouch

@GT: Thank you for the quality posts bit, and all of it spam! J/K, I have posted some of it in the tech forums. I will have to get a shirt now, don't know why they didn't do baby doll shirts for the girly-girls

 

Tell her to come back and post once in a while. She's real good at photochop.

 

Not wearing one?


Turn on the webcam

 

Nah. True spam is pointless, with no redeeming value whatsoever. Humor is not pointless, nor is discussion of anything real. They don't have to be serious and scholarly.

 

Buy me one
A webcam
and a shirt
lol!

 

Oh crap, I missed that, very funny.
Got one.
Do they take trade-ins you think?

 

Yeah, but the resale value sucks.

 

Only if I can install them both personally

 

Alanc,, here ya go,,

www.hootersmailorder.com

 

lol, how would you write up the ad for that?

For sale or trade:
One husband, slightly used, very tired.
Overall body good, some wear and tear.
Dependable, reliable, low-maintainence.
Looking to trade for exciting, foreign sports model, reliability still a must.

Well?

 

I wish that site was real

 

Yeah, on your way to Hairy Palms, pop in and see how my driving is progressing!
Getting really good with the #9 iron!!!!

@Dale: LOL, he needs that one more than Muskybob

 

Remind me to not stand too close to you - *ouch!*

 

Wouldn't really matter what you write. Like any shopper in the used market, they'd want to check under the hood, kick it and drive it around the block a few times. Would likely cause some problems.

And beware the foreign sports models. First new car I bought was a 1970 MG Midget. Most fun and most frustrating vehicle I've ever owned. Ny normal plan is to drive a car until the wheels are due to fall off. On that one, things started falling off... regularly... even before the warranty ran out. Lots of fun, but the upkeep will kill ya.

 

Talking about mail order, not, but anyway this bashing reminded me of a funny story. This guy was having trouble with his sex life so he decided to get a transplant (thingy). So a month after the transplant Kodo asks him about how it was going in all. Well, said Kodo's friend, it was the best move I ever made, the wife loves it and we rock all night long. Sounding like such a great deal Kodo gets one too. His friend asks him later how it's going and Kodo says not good. Can't do anything with this new one, the friend (I'm not mentioning any names) says let me have a look. Hey no wonder, says the guy, that's my trade in. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/aktion/action-smiley-060.gif

 

LMAO
Glad I wasn't taking a sip that time
That's more like it!
Oy, you others. Take notes

 

OK. I've got B-flat.

 

LMFAO!!!!!! :lol:

 

.....couldn't resists....






runs and hides............

 

Forget cannolis - a real Sicilian would brag about his mother's lasagna...and have a few quarts of her sauce in the fridge.

 

Not when it comes to Kodo bashing. No reason is ever needed for that.

 

Awww, slider, I was relying on you man!

 

Kodo:
Like your new avatar, very manly.
It's the ponytail thingy that will set the hearts a-fluttering
Seriously though.
What is it?