Be Right Back....got To Poop~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TimW, Dec 9, 2017.

  1. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    .......ummmm!! [​IMG]
     
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  2. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    Let me guess...

    Bored?
    To much Peach Brandy?
    Want to try out the new phone's camera?

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  3. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Took longer than I had expected......stopped up the toilet!!! LOL
     
  4. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    [​IMG]
     
  5. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Yeah, Eldon ....that's right!!
     
  6. Imandy Mann

    Imandy Mann MajorGeekolicious

    Did you post that on FB?
    I don't even want to know what you had for dinner!
     
  7. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Did not post it on FB. And it was before nap time....so no dinner issues. I was yelling at my wife.... "Bombs away... run for your life!!"
     
  8. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    This is a crappy thread...

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  9. hitest

    hitest Staff Sergeant

    Haha, this thread stinks. :)
     
  10. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    [​IMG] Kind of smell to me too!
     
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  11. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Crappy thread, TimW
     
  12. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Now why does everyone think this is a crappy thread????? :)
     
  13. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

  14. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Whoa ..... I feel the urge coming on again!!
     
  15. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    Oh...
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  16. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Absolutely right, Eldon. Now I got to get the plunger again!! :(
     
  17. Anon-469e6fb48c

    Anon-469e6fb48c Anonymized

  18. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Hey Wile ... I haven't farted for a least 5 minutes! :)
     
  19. legalsuit

    legalsuit Legal Eagle


    Too much information....
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  20. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Tell me about it, LS. Couldn't take a nap because of too much gas!! :rolleyes:
     
  21. Anon-469e6fb48c

    Anon-469e6fb48c Anonymized

    Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary.

    It runs in your genes.
     
  22. legalsuit

    legalsuit Legal Eagle

    ...I hope no one smokes around your house...particularly right now!
     
  23. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Only the oven when the wife is cooking.
     
  24. Anon-469e6fb48c

    Anon-469e6fb48c Anonymized

    Types Of Poop:
    • Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
    • Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
    • Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.
    • Brain Haemorrhage Poop: (Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead" poop) The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
    • Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.
    • Log Poop: The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.
    • Sweetcorn Poop: Self-explanatory.
    • Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
    • "Gee I wish I could poop" Poop: The kind of poop where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
    • Spinal Tap Poop: That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
    • Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell.
    • The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
     
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  25. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    I think TimW has a combination of some of the above...

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  26. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Mine aren't logs.....their torpedo's!!
     
  27. Anon-469e6fb48c

    Anon-469e6fb48c Anonymized

    I just love messing with people just for kicks.
     
  28. Anon-469e6fb48c

    Anon-469e6fb48c Anonymized

    I should have said for shits and giggles.
     
  29. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    [​IMG]
     
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  30. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Let me just say ..... ahhhhhh!
     

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  32. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    I think I am more in need of a cork.......
     
  33. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Just wanted to let all my friends know I had a successful poop today and didn't clog up the toilet. For a while there, I was thinking of getting the auger out and installing an outhouse.....uh oh.....this isn't Facebook.....nevermind!!
     
  34. Replicator

    Replicator MajorGeek

    Ironic isn't it....most go to the crapper at work these days to sit on FB.
    Got to be one of the last bastions without CCTV :D
     
  35. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    I am going to supplement my S.S. income by marketing "Fart in a Bottle". I figure 20 bottles a day, 140 a week, 560 a month.......hummm.....might have to hire a few subcontractors.......:)
     
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  36. Geek_Justin

    Geek_Justin Corporal

    BTW Tim W, the city sewer department called and said they've taken all they're going to take out of you.
     
  37. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Yeah, I know. That's why I had to build an outhouse. :(

    That's also why I have to start selling "Fart in a Bottle"....to pay for the two seater!!
     
  38. Geek_Justin

    Geek_Justin Corporal

    Better go get an erector set.
     
  39. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    I got blue pills for that.
     
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  40. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    I have a name for your product...
    Bart!
     
  41. legalsuit

    legalsuit Legal Eagle

    Mate...something really doesn't sound right (no pun intended). Seriously. All well making light of it, but if I were you, I'd be seeing a doctor by now.
     
  42. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    I did. She checked my age and said: "Happy Birthday". Apparently, all my picadillos' are just age related. :)
     
  43. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

    Didn't you know???
    He's a retired drainage engineer from Obama's biological warfare program... :eek:
     
  44. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    2 pages long? How? :p
     
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  45. legalsuit

    legalsuit Legal Eagle

    Hmmm...good your pills are colour coded...particularly when you need/want to use the blue ones!
     
  46. Eldon

    Eldon Major Geek Extraordinaire

  47. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Sweet....the blue throne!!
     
  48. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

  49. Imandy Mann

    Imandy Mann MajorGeekolicious

    In my trade (HVAC) we have an insulation for chilled water pipes that is called 'fart rock'. it has to be cut for lengths and corners and once cut, it gives off this putrid smell of ----- you guessed it -----------farts! If anyone gives me an addy I'll send you all the memories you'll ever need of how a fart smells. And Tim, for you, I'll pay the shipping!

    An old trick was to break off some and put it under someone's gas pedal during the work day. Sure as they hit the gas leaving work, it'd sink in!
     
  50. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    LOL....thanks, but no thanks. The wife just informed me she could handle it if it was only silent!! :)
     
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