Carburetor breast fantasy wins bad writing contest

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by i_wanna_corndog, Jul 31, 2005.

  1. i_wanna_corndog

    i_wanna_corndog Specialist

    http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa...N28153076_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-BADWRITING-DC.XML

    "As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual."

    Hahahahahaha! :)
     
    i_wanna_corndog, Jul 31, 2005
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  2. Novice

    Novice MajorGeek

    Was there a point to this, or are you lonely???
     
    Novice, Jul 31, 2005
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  3. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    We all have weird thoughts, just some people dont mind putting them out there.
     
    Major Attitude, Jul 31, 2005
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