Christmas

3 Wise men – nonsense there were 49.
19 of them worked out that the star was an alignment between Venus and the moon SO DIDN’T FOLLOW IT.
10 of the others dropped out after following it 2 miles – complaining they thought it was a virtual journey – they didn’t realise they had to move and do stuff.
The remainder asked directions from a guy call HEROD, 8 of them realised that asking a King for directions to another King would cause trouble and buggered off.
The remaining 12 looked in a few stables found nobody and went to a Premier Inn the manager sent them round the back to a garage, no donkey no shepards just a broken down Ford Anglia.
9 realized they only had three presents felt mean and left.
One of the remaining three bowed and said WE HAVE TRAVELED FAR WE HAVE BROUGHT GIFTS FRANKINSENSE – MHYRE AND GOLD
Joseph call yourself wize – everyone knows its GOLD FRANKINSENSE AND MYHRE – what are you on!!!
Wize man replied :-

CAMELS. smart *** - picked up the presents and left