Company Mergers

The following mergers of companies was announced today....

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.


1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and

W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.


2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces

And become: Poly, Warner Cracker.


3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.


4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining

Will Merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.


5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and

Become: FedUP.


6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.


7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants.


8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will

Become: Knott NOW!


And finally


9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new

Name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

 

LFMAO! funny

 

Funny stuff, Lev