Computer Problem Report Form

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Computer Problem Report Form

1. Describe your problem:
__________________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
__________________________________________

__________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
__________________________________________

__________________________________________

4. Problem Severity:

A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

5. Nature of the problem:

A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
__________________________________________

15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
__________________________________________

17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow 1 week response time so that the problem will resolve its self or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue.

 

roflmao. aloha

 

Great! I've seen that in Swedish, and thought it must have been a translation from somewhere. Thanks for posting that!

 

Ehehehe

 

I'm SO going to print off a few copies of that and set them on the entrance to the place I work - I'm always getting dumb questions. I'll just send them to the form!!! YES!

 

Maybe that copy was a translation from the Swedish

 

Don't mind me, I'm shooting for 3000 by the end of the week.

 

Very nice....but you still have a few days. Don't wear yourself out in one day!!

 

Mr. Pewty, we could do another debate? Good luck on 3K (by the way, what does your sig. mean?

 

It's Latin and means something along the lines of...

"Do you not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is ruled" spoken by Axel Oxenstierna to encourage his son, who felt unsure as to whether he could be the spokesman of Sweden on the peace congress of Westphalia.

 

Copy , paste, print, and will be issued to all my users on April 1st

 

Thank you, Lev! (I tried using a translation program and got frustrated

 

Thanks to Lev for the translation. I got the quote from the forword of James P. O'Donnell's history of the last days of Adolf Hitler, and it encapsulated perfectly the opinion I have of politicians. O'Donnell also credited Baron von Oxenstierna with the quote, although I have seen it credited to Pope Julius III.

 

Drat!! Busted!!

 

Thanks, Mr. Pewty- I'm off to the library!