Dear Mr. President...

Dear Mr. President.... That's one of the funniest satirical pieces I've seen in a very long time. Thanks Wenchie.
By the way, Wenchie, you're probably not an atheist ( against god ) you're most likely enlightened, which means you don't acknowledge the existance of god at all. As a formerly brainwashed Roman Catholic, I respect all the delusions that all the followers of all the creeds and doctrines of this fine planet, so long as they practice them in the privacy of their own bedrooms and stop insisting that others follow their delusions as well.
I'm perfectly contented worshipping the Double-Helix; the Great God DNA. Since DNA is the most ancient God and the creator of all life, it just makes the most sense to me.

 

Of course, you are one against many; just as many who believe in God think YOU are delusional

 

I know. I just have a hard time taking myself (or anyone else) that seriously.

 

Very true. But I'm glad to see something good came out of it. Just because someone does not count oneself a Christian by no means makes him an enemy of Christ, or of Christians.

Jesus was not simply a great man, he was a prophet, a healer, and the Messiah. He wasn't simply a righteous man, he was without sin. He was the only begotten Son of God. Mark those last words, because in a very real sense that's one of the unique features of the Christian founder. He was begotten of the Holy Spirit, no one else in creation has that status, but anyone is a 'son' or 'daughter' of God who maintains a relationship with God and obeys His Word. Some cultures have had contact with the Creator and appear to differ in social areas, but it's the spiritual teachings, like love, that are consistent in religion. Any faith that preaches against love, or even against Christ or other true prophets, well, that may be a 'religion' in some eyes, but I wouldn't dignify it with such a status.

 

See... Why debate at all... We are all bound by one common denominator... The Privelage -Nay- The Responsibility... to worship ME.

Oh yes... ME

I do have the church of wench, if you will recall, and I'm still interviewing for lackies.. er... desciples. And as always, your donations are welcome.

 

Not bad. It may sound absurd, but I also respect your delusion. Worship of reality takes many forms, like there are some who may argue the same of the sun, or the Big Bang, or any other theory of how life started. Use your God-given brain though and don't be afraid to learn spiritual things. There's nothing in atheism that says you can't (or shouldn't) meditate or learn from ideas like the Golden Rule.

 

No, thank you. It's good to see your sense of humour remains in all of this. LOL

Don't ever change, Wenchie. You're an original.

 

And yet to others it is the most humourous idea ever conceived, but at the same time somehow very disturbing as well.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/atheist
Noun 1. atheist - someone who denies the existence of god.

It is irrational for someone to be against something they do not believe in.

If that is your idea of respect, I would hate to see you being disrespectful

Finally, a Deity truly worthy of worship

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I can be swayed, but only if she can turn water into wine. :wine

 

I can turn water into vodka, wine is for sissys.

 

I'd like to sit Bush down,all the world political and religious leaders if fact and watch every episode of southpark back to back,all the answers are there

 

I worship and respect all female redheads. Does that count?

 

diplomacy is frowned upon in the church of wench. We require "Balls" here. Stand up (for what you think/feel) or get out. Ab imo pectore! Hehe.

 

Yes mistress, stand up for what you feel or think.

 

Bcarefull what you say GOD has got agents everywhere

 

God and I have an understanding. It's cool. We ignore eachother completely and it all works out.

 

I do Weddings and Funerals other than that i stay away from his house

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I believe that the Bible was used by man to create a world of suffering. I don't believe that the suffering in this world is because of God or his son, Satan. I believe that God created us equally with the responsiblity of this world on his children, man. I believe that his son, Satan, sees the evil in so many of God's children, that this world has become Satan's playground, i.e. feasting arena. I believe in love. Love in hetersexuality, homosexuality, whatever terms are used today, the plain truth is that love is love. Love is genuine and real and true. Love is beautiful! Love is even better than chocolate. Chocolate is a great thing that man has created. Sometimes it's abused. Sometimes it's desired. Sometimes it's hoarded. I could go on, but, let's be serious, it's not a sin to want chocolate or to overindulge or to gain weight or to not exercise or to ... We pay the price for all of this here and now or eventually now.
P.S. My only scare with recognizing same-sex marriages is Social Security, but that is selfish of me which may be a sin here and now or maybe tomorrow in this world--unless we try to bring it with us when we--you know what.

 

I believe the bible did not mention me at all, therefore we should not discuss such things

 

Make it J.D. and you got your first minion!

 

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I wish that I could say the same, but that's in my past. :wave:

BTW. I really enjoyed reading your thread. Thank you! :clap:clap

 

Maybe you didn't read enough "begats" . . . ?

 

Done... I think I shall turn water into all manner of alcohol... or soda.. or tear... or whatever the hell makes people say "ooo shiny!"

 

You can now call me "Minion #1". I am off to the court to have my name legally changed!