Dr. Evil

Can anybody else do the Dr. Evil finger thing like I can?

 

omg.. where's the mute button

 

hey! austin powers is a really cool movie. why isn't movie spelt movy, and plural is movies?

 

Are you 12? Srsly? I have to know. You remind me of everyone I've ever /gkick'ed so I have to know.

 

http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/medium_dr_evil_1.jpg
Wuhwahwah Muhwahwah Wuhwahwah Muhwahwah

 

You are, aren't you? *smack* go read a book.

 

I don't read books..... ever

 

Clearly...

 

When do you hear someone say "I just downloaded a new app for my book" or "I am overclocking my book" or "could you help me with my book's registry?"
i win this one

 

damn straight!
And i'm corporal now! whoohoo!

 

I suppose your one of those people who also needs a website to tell you how to play outside. Again, go read, computers aren't everything.

 

Yeah, but I have almost 10 computers that are mine. PWNAGE!
Quit ganging up on me!

 

As many net hours as I may log in a day, I also log as many, if not more, with a good book.

The thing is, while computers may stretch and work your techy or geek skillz, books will actually help to stretch your brain overall.

It's best to unplug on a daily basis and get the heck out of the house. This is why I still do my volunteer EMT work and the part time stuff at the Stadium, they get me out of the house and AFK to do other things.

~C

 

Wow. That's the stupidest thing I think I may have ever heard...

How do you learn to use and manipulate your systems? How do you learn coding, and computer language? How do you earn a degree and become proficient in computer usage? You read. You know, that thing books are for?

When was the last time you heard someone say I was messing with my books registry because I overclocked it to sit there and be overclocked even though that went out of style like 10 years ago and it BSOD'ed on me cus I have no idea what I'm doing??

Egads, it's painful, read a book.

 

And I have two, what's your point?

 

I have one. Because that's all I need. I have better things to do.

 

I ran out of things to say! hang on, i have something to post. this may take a while

 

If you read a book you wouldn't have that problem.

 

I give it five minutes, before there is a new thread on the contents of his nose recently displaced....

Im sorry I have no tolerance. I'm just not a nice person.

 

that's mean! And books can crash:
http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o343/dabomb2215/bookbsod.jpg
@wenchie I'm not nice sometimes either

 

Why don't you read a book on photoshop and the correct way to utilize it?

 

Sad to see someone who has never enjoyed kicking back with a good book...

I tend to read very fast. I overclocked my brain. :-D

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lol
and that was paint. I cant afford photoshop

 

Scifi book suggestions?

 

I am going to have to say Wenchie in fear of being smacked.

 

I h8 being smacked too.

 

I can't read, think it stems from years of interruptions

It was the best of times it was the worst of times - then -

MOM MOM MOM

 

Forgot the shoulder tapping along with it, like little wood peckers , talk about distracting.

 

Pity the fool that can't get pleasure/knowledge from a book, and that's from somebody that's been involved with computers, 'prolly longer than you've been alive.

 

So i got atless 20-30 and i am sure there's people with more then me. I really see no point in having so many sure if you have LAN parties all the time but other than that whats the use besides a bigger power bill. That's why i am trading all of them for a 1972 Dodge Charger SE.:cool Get out while you still can read a book go outside and have some fun because it will end one way or another.

 

So, if you have !0 computers, you must know how to maintain them and fix any problems you run into. Right?
If so, why are you spamming these senseless, silly threads?
This IS a tech forum.
Have you thought of trying to help someone who doesn't have the vast experience that you have??

Or are you just spamming to increase your post count?
A title means nothing if the person wearing it does nothing.

 

Muski, baby, I love you...

 

I have just been waiting for the right moment to pounce.
It's all about the ambush and killing field.. :-D

 

Yeah, but when I was on painkillers I was very loopy and tried to help people. And because pretty much nothing was usefull, i got put on read only for the tech forums.

 

Only the tech forums? You're not trying hard enough.

 

If there's any justice, I'll get Abby to institute it in the lounge.

By the way, I learned the word "institute" from a book, not a computer.

 

You're my most favoritest Chris EVER in the history of the world. They should write a book about you just for him not to read.

 

CP.. you monkey spank.. you owe me a keyboard.. !

 

only you would find that. That thing would give me eye strain though.

 

I have something else that would give you eye strain..






*runs*

 

what's your bad aim have to do with reading? Unless you just read playboy for the articles...

 

wait.. you mean Playboy has more than just articles? EUREKA!!!

 

with your something about Mary aim you don't need it...

 

haven't spent much money on hair gel recently..