"Engrish" - Bad Translation equals Great Humor

After dealing with one poorly-translated web "support" page after another today, I needed a good laugh:

http://www.engrish.com/

Samples include:

"No admittance to anyone who is drunk, insane or not properly dressed."

"So So Hair Salon"

"Please keep children out of this shredder."

Enjoy! :-D

 

Very intertaining! I remember years ago assembling a swingset for my kids . . . demon spawned thing had about a billion parts and screws. The instructions were written by someone for whom english was not a first language . . .

My favorite instruction was; "Part C fits onto Section 1 except if it don't."

The same person must have written the translation software :-D

I thought about posting this restriction on visiters to my house, but then realised I'd never see over half my family! :-D

. . . so I posted it twice . . .

 

I think that was written by a lawyer ????

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/1188/possibilitywhichwillenj.jpg

I still use a language translator occasionally but the wording is sometimes just gobbledygook.

In Dutch many of the words are transposed but a lot of translators can not get the syntax right.

Example English Are you going out but if you get a translator to to do it in Dutch it says 'Going are you out?'