FAMOUS BEER QUOTES... (Pepito strikes again)

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Paul Hornung


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
-- H.L. Mencken


When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- George Bernard Shaw


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin


Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry


Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
-- W.C. Fields


Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
-- Professor Irwin Corey


To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group."
Salvation in a can!
-- Leo Durocher



One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kill brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

What the hell was that? LOL

 

Beer, sibeer, coincidence? I know not!!!
--sibeer

 

This is why I'd never ever do drugs!

 

I turned the sound up to high waiting for it to load and it just about knocked me off my chair, it was pretty funny.

 

uh huh... i have a feeling alcohol wasn't a problem with them making that... could be the crack; dunno.

"I hope you like guiness, sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for... food."

anyway, anyone remember those real men of genius and real american hero ads?

wow... can any one more of my lines seem completely random?? oh, i guess so

 

Beer is made from grain.

There is a Swedish saying:

So when you have beer, you are just eating a healthy meal!

 

I wonder if that would save you from a DUI citation?

 

DUI ?

 

LMAO, I need a drink after seeing that...

 

Yes, I do.
http://budlight.whipnet.com/

Here's a little sample for ya...
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
more than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)