Famous last words

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Rikky, Aug 14, 2006.

  1. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    "Trust me this is a short cut..."
     
    Rikky, Aug 14, 2006
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  2. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    "Thats it, place the apple on your head" :)
     
    Rikky, Aug 14, 2006
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  3. Matacumbie

    Matacumbie Rocky Top

    "Let me handle this."

    Steve
     
    Matacumbie, Aug 14, 2006
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  4. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Hey Bubba, watch this!

    (redneck version)
     
    G.T., Aug 14, 2006
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  5. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Honest honey, she/he didn't mean a thing.
     
    TimW, Aug 14, 2006
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  6. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

    "I am about to--or I am going to-- die: either expression is correct." (Dominque Bouhours [French grammarian], 1702)
     
    MrPewty, Aug 14, 2006
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  7. Natakel

    Natakel Guest

    "Hey, watch this!"
     
    Natakel, Aug 15, 2006
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  8. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    "I know this gun isn't loaded." (Famous suicide bluff.)

    "I know your gun ain't loaded." (Famous come-back in an armed hold up.)

    "Ha! My Kevlar vest can stop ANYTHING!" (As he steps on a land mine.)

    "This poison is fake! I'll prove it!"

    "I don't need to test the brakes, I know my job. (Departs on mountain trail)."

    "I know I pulled the fuses before working on this machine. Ya think I'm stupid?" (Grabs bare wires).
     
    Phantom, Aug 15, 2006
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  9. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    I don't need any anti-virus/anti-spyware/firewall. I'm careful.
     
    G.T., Aug 15, 2006
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  10. Solange

    Solange Sergeant Major

    But...
     
    Solange, Aug 15, 2006
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  11. star17

    star17 MajorGeek

    Put on your seat belt, I wanna try something.
     
    star17, Aug 15, 2006
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  12. rogvalcox

    rogvalcox MajorGeek

    It'll all be over in just a minute!!

    Roger
     
    rogvalcox, Aug 15, 2006
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  13. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    You remind me of my ex, Rog....... :p



    "It ain't over till the fat lady sings"
     
    Lev, Aug 15, 2006
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  14. Burning_Monkey

    Burning_Monkey MajorGeek

    "Listen, I am an expert. Don't try this yourself."

    I cringe in fear every time I hear that.
     
    Burning_Monkey, Aug 15, 2006
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  15. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    "YOU want us to build what!!!" ~ Chinese stone mason looking at plans for Great Wall.

    "This wont hurt a bit" ~ Doctor or Dentist, take your pick they are both barbarians ;)
     
    DavidGP, Aug 15, 2006
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  16. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    "Relax its made of steel"
     
    Rikky, Aug 15, 2006
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  17. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    "Why, yes honey, I do think you look fat in those pants"
     
    Lev, Aug 15, 2006
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  18. Matacumbie

    Matacumbie Rocky Top

    "I'm an excellent swimmer"

    Steve
     
    Matacumbie, Aug 15, 2006
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  19. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    ROFL. Oh yeah! There's a reason they call it "practicing" medicine. :D
     
    G.T., Aug 15, 2006
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  20. ItsWendy

    ItsWendy MajorGeek

    "I DRANK WHAT?!?"

    Socrates
     
    ItsWendy, Aug 15, 2006
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  21. quirk

    quirk Corporal

    How'd we miss "hold my beer, I want to try something."?
     
    quirk, Aug 15, 2006
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  22. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    "Yeah, I always pack my own parachute."
     
    TimW, Aug 15, 2006
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  23. MKorostoff

    MKorostoff Private First Class

    "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has got to go,"

    Reputed to be the last words of Oscar Wilde.

    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Last words of Pancho Villa
     
    MKorostoff, Aug 15, 2006
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  24. Matacumbie

    Matacumbie Rocky Top

    on Major Geeks......

    GET A NEW SONY ERICSSON CELL PHONE FOR ONLY 12.95 :D

    Steve
     
    Matacumbie, Aug 16, 2006
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  25. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    ROFL! Yep, those don't last long around here.
     
    G.T., Aug 16, 2006
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  26. DAKz

    DAKz Corporal

    hmmm it's never done that before!
     
    DAKz, Aug 16, 2006
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  27. Solange

    Solange Sergeant Major

    Now that was probably the fastest way to go, only for people feeling really suicidal! :D
     
    Solange, Aug 16, 2006
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  28. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Genius :)
     
    Rikky, Aug 16, 2006
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  29. abri

    abri MajorGeek

    "look Right"
     
    abri, Aug 16, 2006
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  30. abri

    abri MajorGeek

    Oh, man! This message board ain't always easy! (that's an editing comment, not famous last words. The famous last words are the following:)

    "LOOK RIGHT"
     
    abri, Aug 16, 2006
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  31. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    "Betcha I can post my way to Major Geek in less than 24 hours ...."
     
    TimW, Aug 16, 2006
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  32. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    "Actually, there's a knack to opening the Concorde's windows."
     
    Lev, Aug 16, 2006
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  33. acejones

    acejones A Different Title

    "Don't worry, I've done this before..."
     
    acejones, Aug 16, 2006
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