Fear

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gensuknives, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    Subject: Fear






    PSYCHIATRIST VS. BARTENDER
    Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy."
    "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".
    How much do you charge?"
    "Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
    "I'll sleep on it", I said.
    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
    "Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00.
    A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.
    "Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!"

    FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER!
    ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!
     
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  2. Replicator

    Replicator MajorGeek

    Hehe....this tale makes a valid point.

    As a day trader, 'Fear' is certainly in the top 2 of all human emotions you must avoid to be successful.

    The other is 'Greed'

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