Fire Alarms and Microwave Popcorn

Man, when the microwave popcorn is like on fire, isn't that your first clue that the stuff is done...

Some meathead freakin set off the fire alarm and clearing and entire building...

 

LOL...we regularly set ours off leaving the bathroom door open and letting all the steam out after a shower. Those things are so sensitive.

My ex used to use ours to let him know when his toast was done

 

my roommate in college hit 22:22 instead of 2:22 and left for class.
I woke up almost choking.
never seen yellow smoke outside of fireworks displays since then

 

Yeah, I believe Huggamonsta! was guilty of a similar crime

 

My sister once put a potato in the microwave for 30 mins instead of 10 mins and went on to do something else and forgot about it!! My dad then went in the kitchen when there was about 10-15 secs left and it was glowing a greenish yellow inside the microwave!! So he opened it a couple minutes later and stuck the potato with a steak knife, since it still appeared perfectly normal, and it literally poofed into a small pile of dust!!!!

Roger

 

MMmmm, the insides were probably turning into plasma

 

Lev - there's NOTHING better than Joan-of-Arc toast!!!!!!

And the charcoal is good for ya.

 

Bwahahaha! Who was it? I'll have to walk over and give them crap

 

So I hear...could save loads of money on buying warfarin !!

 

One of the IA's... Mia I think...

Cleared the whole damned building...not me though...I stayed, I figure if I'm gonna burn may as well have my fingers welded to the keyboard!!!

 

I know a guy who got home drunk, pulled the bbq up to the patio doors, threw on some chicken, and passed out on the couch. He woke up in the morning to a hazy room, and a note from the fire department. It read; "We tried to wake you. Sorry we couldn't save the chicken."

 

i knew someone who melted a 9 oz bar of pot. he put it in the nuke to soften it. half hour later everyone in the room was stoned. someone said ' gosh thats good hash', and then he realised it wasn't what they were smoking, it's what was smoking. he opened the nuke to a puddle of oil mixed in with all the grumph a single guy collects in the bottom of the nuke. funny as all get out.

 

lol i guess it wasn't a total waste
(and i hear it grows everywhere in hawaii)
*sorry man, we couldn't save the weed?