Freddy's Friday Funny

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

 

Heh....a groaner I know....

On a separate note, I see that Rogaine's working for you....

 

Lol i thought that was pretty good actually!

 

ACK! No way! LMAO That's not even close to being a pic of star! He is a master at finding pics on google..lol

He has a beautiful 'full' head of black hair.

 

j/k You can see what it did for me - face full of hair and turned it green.

 

Here's another one I just came across....

Two elderly men were sitting on a park bench, one of them turned to his companion and said "Fred your 84 the same age as me, I'm full of aches and pains... how do you feel?" Fred said "I feel like a new born baby... no teeth, no hair and I just wet myself".

 

that was just. . .
bad,man. . .
but that is what made it funny. . I guess. . . .(the first one)

rogaine goes on your head?
so thats why. . . . .oh. ..

 

I remember that shirt from the Froot Loops photos last year.

No proof he has hair....