Friendship

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk that made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got lucky.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

 

Aaaahhhhhh, feel the love

 

So, THATS the kinda friend YOU are!

Maybe thats why we get along

Those are some funny ones, but still true

 

Indeed, this is the formula for our unusual friendship

 

I thought it was to make people talk

But your formula works too

 

Friends help you move.

REAL friends help you move the bodies.

 

bahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!

 

Haha!! You got the email!

 

Hey!! I sent you that poem!
Hi all!

 

Hello snowflake,,
welcome to MG Lounge, & MG in general

 

JESSE!!!! HI Honey! I'm so glad you're here. We're gonna have so much fun!

 

Thanks, Scorcher!

Just FYI: it's my first time on MG but Losty, and Cindysnoopy are my friends and MartyP is the handsome man I married so I've heard alot about MG and they've all been begging me to join up! So I've finally been recruited!

 

Hi Losty! :d

 

This is starting to sound like a JPUSA take-over plot.


















Welcome to MG, friend-of-a-friend.

 

It's scorcer, no H

just kidding I'm not

Admit it, you joined to read the "like my new avatar" thread

 

Ahhhhhh.....they're on to us!

 

oh she's heard all about it


@ Jesse: you forgot eclayton

 

Well, you and Lostgirl are kinda pushing the line a bit, (not to jump in like mom or anything) but some of the other threads sound pretty cool! The one about sarcasm and friendship definately has promise and I heard that there are some word asociation threads that sound like fun!

 

Oh, yeah! eclayton is who got MartyP started on MG in the first place. Of couse the way the guys talk about MG it's mostly about computer stuff. But this way more fun than a nerd-herd!

 

Hey, we may be pushing the line but at least we're good at it!

OH YEAH BABY!!! WOO HOO!!

 

Well, upstairs is where the REAL HELP is

Down here (the Lounge) is where they lock up all the crazies!

 

I'll take that as a compliment

 

So, Losty, my Love, what did you think of the poem? Did it make you laugh! Did you start making a list of those that need to buried? Did you get out you shovel?

 

Well, it's dinner time so I'm off (only slightly!) But I'll try to be back later! Bye, ya'll!

 

I did. You're going to have to help me kill some randoms

 

That's my cue to exit as well. I get to go meet her for dinner!
OH YEAH BABY!!! WOO HOO!!!

 

What email? Just a quote that made me chuckle a while back.