Gensu's Gynecological 5 Tips For A Woman

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gensuknives, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    As a practicing gynecologist, I was often asked for my advice regarding men and the best way for a woman to handle them. Here are my best 5 tips:

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
     
  2. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    roflmao


    Errr...goes out to find 4 more men? LOL
     
  3. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    LAMO Gensu, great list :)
     
  4. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    Gensu :-D:-D:-D
     
  5. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

    WHAT!!!??? Let's just do a swithcheroo here, how about a woman's responsibilities in the relationship, one through 4 are substitutable. Is my urologist going to comment on that while I'm busy passing a kidney stone? I don't think so! :p:-D
     
  6. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    There's only you could think of something like of that Augie ! :-D:-D
     
  7. TeeCee

    TeeCee MajorGeek

    Nice one Gensuknives LOL I have all those qualities 1-2-3-4- wrapped up in my one and only! :heart

    As Laura put it:
    Who would want too?????? :-D:p:-D
     
  8. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    Your punchlines are always the greatest! :) thanks for the laugh.
     
  9. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    roflmao...true Teecee. Not me.
     
  10. Mimsy

    Mimsy Superior Imperial Queen of the MG Games Forum

    Augie, you're a man. Since men won't listen to advice even if any is given, we made a unanimous decision not to waste our breath offering advice last board meeting.:p
     
  11. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    Augie --- all you need to be sure of, is that the urologist only has ONE hand on your shoulder!
     
  12. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Pretty clever Gensu :clap
     
  13. abz1nthe

    abz1nthe Command Sergeant Major

    Nice one Gensu hhaha
     

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