George W. Bush Library

TimW · Mar 13, 2008

Daughter just forwarded me this:

George W. Bush Library

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution
to this great man's legacy. The Library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show
up.

4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to
find).

7. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

8. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shooting gallery.

Plans also include:

9. The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an
election.

10. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican senators.

11. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a
7/8-scale model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.
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LauraR · Mar 13, 2008

lol

They need to add The State of the Union Room where everyone pretends you're saying something intelligent and interesting and even claps for you.

Grumbles · Mar 13, 2008

roflmao at the library Tim

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darlene1029 · Mar 13, 2008

Very good Tim, in a sad sort of way rolleyes

bigbazza · Mar 13, 2008

Loved this one.

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
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Like New Orleans, unfortunately. Bazza

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