Get your cyberbowling here! @ Starbolwer!

Ahh... been a couple of years since I've played. Hope this new ball handles well. It's got a few tricks to it, but I'll hold off for now.

Frame 1: Capn Caveman first try hits gutter ball for 0 pins!


What the holy heck??? Dang! Remote control needs batteries. Let's try this again.

Frame 1: Capn Caveman second try hits 8 pins.

Sigh...I hope this improves.

 

I'm sorry Cap'n, my modem went out and only just came back on. I missed all the excitement!

So, Have you ever bowled on a league? lol

 

You are quite funny! haha
So what did you end up bowling?

 

I got an 8 on the first frame... YOUR TURN. Oh, and no I don't bowl league, and you have to keep score because I don't know how.

 

i got a strike I'M winning!

throw your next ball

 

Something tells me I'm in for some trouble here.

*Takes deep breath and concentrates*

*Tiptoes to the line like Twinkletoes Flintstone*

The release..... the pins fall...the drama.... 9 pins fall immediately... the 10 pin spins, wobbles, wobbles, and.... and ... and... doesn't fall!

DANG NAMMIT!

I pick up the spare easily.

 

you havent bowled that long and you made the ten pin? thats pretty good!

ok my turn, i approach the foul line and almost fall on my face cause I must of stepped in something.....damn! got a 6 count! OOOO!!! I chopped the spare...only got 3! shoot!

 

Lol... I knew that banana peel would come in handy! The rule is .... there are no rules in cyberbowling.

*Lines up for 3rd frame*

Gives a wink at Starbowler

*Pulls remote control out of pocket*

Caveman starts the ball rolling gently down the alley. The ball moves left, right, left. It picks up speed. More speed. And more speed.

*Crash*

And Capn_Caveman has his first strike of the evening.

 

Aw man....no fair!ok... you wanna play dirty? hehe just you wait!
meanwhile, now I'm pissed off....i get to the line,,,Oh no! looks like a gutterball.....but wait! it hooks big to the left! Wham! a strike!
Now Starbow1er waits for the Capn to go hehehhe boy, is he in for a surprise.....

 

The capn is going to sign his sleepy butt out for tonight. But don't you worry I have tricks upon tricks. I will win this match. See you tomorrow!

 

nitey nite! can't wait hehe

 

Fell into my first trap... you signed off after I signed off. If you do not reply to this post in ... 12 hours... it is an automatic strike for caveman.

Rule is... there are no rules in cyberbowling.

 

you're a sly one aren't you? lol

 

DANG NAMMIT! I thought I had you there. But nooooooooooo.... I'm dealing with a bowling expert AND insomniac. Just my luck.

 

We meet again tomorrow for the continuation. I'm out for real this time. Or not. You shall see.

 

oooo...you're still there.....gotta remember you're sneaky! haha
I'm going back and forth from here to aim...Lately I do have insomnia....wonder why? lol!

 

I'll be waiting for you! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

 

Alright... sleep with one eye open.

 

Gee whiz! I really thought you were gone! lol


I know! your son is keeping you awake! haha

 

I underestimated you....

You thought i was gone... bowler... you now have 12 hours to respond to this message or automatic strike.

If you respond again... I get a gutter ball for my first try on frame 4.

Tick tick tick....

 

Here I is!

 

%$#%@#$%$&%$@#@#$%$@#@!!!!!!!@!@!!!!!@


Foiled again. I will never use the same ploy again because.... well.. you stay up a lot later than me.....

Caveman takes a 0 on the first try of the fourth frame.

**Ok... time to get serious***

*Rolls ball gently down the lane*

What the heck???!!!

Not responding!

*Looks menacingly at Starbowler... Are you carrying a signal jammer???????!!!!!!*



I managed to knock down 8 pins.


Hey... you are keeping score right??? Please share the score with me so I know what my next move is.

 

ok I tell you later,I'm actually going to bed now! prepare for my 4th frame...hehe!

I'm up at all hours! Have to be at work 730.....yawn!
Do I have to give you handicap or is this scratch? lol

I'll be sleeping on a plan!

 

OK! StarBow1er is now getting up for the 4th frame.....

She takes out her ball that has a device in it that automatically makes ball go directly to headpin......

She shoots......ball moving towards headpin......UH OH! too high on the headpin! A 7-10 split! Awwww man!

Cussing her head off, she aims for the 7 pin (cause she can't stand 10 pins) and makes the 7 pin...oh wait! pin bounced out off back wall headed towards 10 pin...it's gonna be close!!! OOOOO! Just missed it! Open frame for StarBow1er!

She goes back to her seat and gives Capn a mischevious smile as he gets up for his turn.........

 

Hey Capn!
I'm not chickening out of this match, just so you know!
Been up since 9am friday (yup, the insomniac couldn't sleep....AGAIN)
Sooooo, being up for...let's seeeee...33 and a half hours, I'm now going to attempt a 4 hour nap so hopefully I'll be here around 11-12. If you're not around will continue another day, I just cant keep my eyes open zzzzzzz!

 

Sleep... get your rest. You will need it. As for me... I think it would be time for me to set up for the 5th frame.

*Pulls out remote controlled toy dump truck and sets bowling ball in the back*

Hey.. nobody said I actually had to ROLL the thing down there. Why not just drive it?

*The dump truck and ball make their way down the lane. Headed straight for the head pin*

Crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAATTT? Another 7 - 10 split??? This is just not my game. Wait, I know.... *Grabs a specially made bowling ball and rolls it*

*As the ball gets 5 feet from the pins, a small explosion is heard and the ball separates into 2 halves. Each one moving on a path that would take them directly into the 7 pin and the 10 pin*

Crash!!!!


Heheheh... SPARE.

 

Man! You are soooo lucky!
Give me time here-still fuzzy.......
I tend to bowl better when I'm tired (go figure)
hmmmmmm.......thinking........ lets see now.......

 

starbow1er (aka the insomniac) awakens from her catnap....goes to the snackbar and gets a fruitworks fruit punch (free since she works there!) swigs down half of it so she gets that nice sugar rush. She steps onto the approach, grabs her new and improved bowlingball (which now was adjusted to go to the 1-3 pocket) chucks it down the lane....

it's going...going.....


BAM !!!! Strike!

YES! Starbow1er exclaims with big satisfaction!

Your turn Capn- 6th frame.....

 

Sets up bowling cannon version 1.0.

*Loads bowling ball*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!


The head pin disentegrates as the ball makes contact. Immediately all pins fly into the air. STRIKE. Fragments of the head pin end up scattered into several nearby lanes. Hmmm... that gives me an idea. Strike for caveman... your turn!

 

GRRRRRRRRR........

For someone who hasn't bowled in a while you're pretty good!

Starbow1er thinks about her next move........

 

Just wait.. just wait...

 

By the way official scorekeeper... what is the SCORE?

 

I'll figure it out tonite......I'll post it when it's done, haven't had a chance!

 

Failure to post the score in 2 hours from this post means automatic strike for caveman. LOL... i'm a slave driver.

 

I have the advantage......you don't know how to keep score....lol

 

ahhh.. but all i need to do is make some phone calls... to some "friends"... you get the idea

 

man! Foiled again!

just wait and see.....hehe

 

StarBow1er gets up for the 6th frame....
She thinks to herself, 'haven't hit this lane yet, must make adjustment'
'hmmmm, came in high last time so, must move left'
she moves to the left...throws the ball....
OH! she yanks it........it's crossing jersey!
and she gets a jersey strike! Boy is she lucky today!

Your turn Capn! hehe!

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Capn 0 8 9/ X 0 8 8 1 X
8 28 46 54 63



Star X 6 3 X 8 1 X X
19 28 47 56



Gee Capn, looks like I'm ahead of you by at least 13 pins haha!

 

sorry I forgot when I post it comes out different size...I make bigger after next frame but I think you get an idea anyway!
It's like 2 spaces off

 

Has the Capn forfeited the game? lol!

 

I will never give up. Never never never. I'm just having some serious PC problems tonight. Hopefully we get them straightened out without having to wipe out everything and start over. Then... we shall finish this once and for all.

 

That's ok. The modem keeps going out over here so last night I wasn't able to post scores up right away , went down for a few hours,
Maybe I can get Eric to make a good scoreboard for us. I'm a spaz at these things!

Did you see they deleted the cult thread? It was there at 6am and gone by noon. I wonder what happened.Now I got demoted I was up to 900 posts!

 

Sorry for the delay! fixed my PC troubles and now ready to kick some you know what.

Caveman approaches the 7th frame. I'm down by a bit so I think I need to make some ground up here.

*Pulls out special bowling ball*

*Lights the fuse*

Sends it rolling quickly down the alley headed straight at the head pin.


****BBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM****

All 10 pins in this lane have been disentegrated. Along with another 10 pins in the two adjacent lanes! That's a strike plus 10 pins!!!!! Wooo HOOOO! I knew I would start to come back!

When the SWAT team shows up I'll be sure to point them your way.

 

By the way ... did we ever figure out what happened with the cult thread? Was it a case of off topic deletion?

 

AbbySue spells it out here in Let's start a Cult II

 

LOL.. gotcha...

 

Yup! Here I go again! If you look at the thread Got a passion for old schoolgames (which as I type this is on the 2nd page) it will explain a little more. i did add a short comment at the end but.....they DELETED it! They talk about spamming also ( which I could say something to that but I won't). Anyway, It went over 16 pages, if there was something wrong with it I would think that they would of stopped it sooner. All I know is some guy came on talking about intergalactic wars, etc and it did kind of change the thread so maybe that was the reason.It was there at 6am, gone by noon, If someone made a bad comment, I would think that they would have only deleted that post.
They also made comments about people with their post counts, probably cause I said I lost 100 posts on that thread. I didn't post there to get post counts, i posted there cause I was in the game so to speak, and others did too.
Besides the fact that no one is forced to read what they don't want to,well, Ive said enough but could say a lot more!

 

GRRRRRR.....You went over the foul line AND You can't throw 2 frames at once in real bowling!!!!!!! You're lucky there are no rules in Cyber bowling!
BUT!!!! You have given me an idea......hehehehe! Will be back in less than 20 hours to bowl my frames Hahahahahahahahahahha!

 

BTW......did you understand my scoresheet? I have to see if I can get Eric to make better one it didn't come out right when I did it!