Give me your pick up Line

Well,, yeah. That too. Well,,, not everyone.

 

if i told u u had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

if you were a booger i'd pick you first.

my love for you is like diarhea (< thats probly misspelled but oh well), i just can't hold it in

Then there's the fool proof:
Screw me if i'm wrong, but will you have sex with me?

 

Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

YOu got a lot of curves girl, and I aint got no brakes

 

lol, and the non-gender name confused you?

 

no, I knew that from another post I think
I read "what lines would work on us girls" as "what lines us girls would use"

ergo "we don't need any!" Generally, just being in the same room will work just fine

 

That still sounds as bad now, as it did when some guy tried to use it on me.

 

LOL and to think the Bellamy Brothers had a hit with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, If I swore you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight..."
Okay. I liked the song

 

b-b-b-bad to the bone.

 

That song is not getting in my head tonight. AC/DC is singing to me right now. I have it loud too.

 

Oh what?!!
I admit it, there are a couple of songs that were okay like that. Van Morrison's "Moondance" for another . James Taylor's "Sweet Baby James". Songs like that are fine, its crappy "power ballads" that I hate.
Hey, I'm cheerful, I got 92% on that tickleme elmo quiz!
Never said anything about not being a girly-girl
"Now get out in that kitchen, and bake me a pie!" (Cartman, South Park)

((hugs))

 

Sounds like we could be good friends. Seems we have some of the same ideas.
There should be a man in a dress doing the cooking in every kitchen across the nation.

 

I really love to cook, but skip the dress please. I just usually keep a towel on my belt to wipe my hands with.

 

Just a towel?

 

AND a belt.

 

i thought that was rod stewart?

 

Yeah and with only the towel and belt LOL (hey muskybob, you blushing yet?)


@laurieB, nope, not Rod Stewart, definately the Bellamy Brothers. I had the record

 

If ya got it, flaunt it. :

 

:embarassed:

er, um...
Hmph, my husband does a lot of the cooking here, I can't get him to wear a dress or just a towel and a belt

Hope you're careful with that fried food!

 

That's when the towel goes in front.

 

lol the mind boggles...

 

To be used on a captive audience, tellers, cashiers, the girls that can't just run away.

Now I'm not the best looking guy either, so I ...

Approach my victim uhmm, lady with a nice smile. Make a casual comment eluding to how pretty cashiers must hear alot of pickup lines. Then I start to talk about how I have one (pickup line) I would like some feedback on it and have a shy emabarrasses demeaner going. Then I inquisitively look directly into her eyes and ask if she would like to hear it.

Amost always yes is the reply, so I start to fidget a little, look at my hands, build a little suspense and then just shift my energy, look directly into her soul with piercing blue eyes and say with a firm confident tone.

"Take your clothes off," as an order not a request. Then just gaze into her eyes until she responds.

 

Probably the most effective pick-up line ever is "I'm looking for a wife...."

But it's a dangerous one to use.

 

GT:

If the guy is heartless, then it's harmless.

Just follow up with a "Sorry. You weren't the one!" and be prepared for anything from tears to a serious butt kicking.

 

For you. I swear I will give up my other ten girlfriends

 

What about "A few more beers and you just might start looking good enough for me to take home tonight." or "As long as I have a face, I'll be happy to find a place for you to sit."

 

Okay boys, here's one that shouldn't get you slapped (Courtesy of Mike's Hard Lemonade commercial)
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Now that should get you a smile

This one will get a groan (not that kind)
Can I buy you a drink? Or would you rather have the catch (cash)?

Blecch. Bored.

 

Now that would make me run away screaming.

 

Kinda cheesey aren't they?

 

Well some are kind of cute too. But muskybob, you still scare me.

 

Hahahahahaha
that's gonna take some topping muskybob! Everyones glad they're not you..

cheesy? You can talk! Anyway they come from Mike's Hard Lemonade, their commercials are always like that and usually really funny.

 

Trust me!


Muhahahahaha

 

musky, I could never trust you now. You scare me.

 

SMT - All in good fun. Sorry I scared you, cano, & lostkiwi.

 

Musky, you don't really scare me. I am sure your just a nice man. Although I could be wrong. I never seen any of your pics, so it's hard to tell.

 

......Ya mean LIFE, don't ya?

 

Hey, that's my line.

 

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

 

Yeah. That's what I meant. It was a typo.

 

Since you've aready slapped me 3 times,, Why don't we get drunk and,,,,,,,,, talk about it.

 

Smooth. I would deck you for that one.

 

...........

 

For a piece of candy like you.

I would get off the Atkins diet

I know pretty dumb but hey its mine

 

So do you get slapped everytime you use it?

 

Heck no I do not dare to use it

I know it would get me a good slap

How about this one



"Do you have any Irish in You?"

"No?"

"Would you like some?"

 

But for reals this seems to work

Approach her with a smile and ask, "How much longer do I have to keep smiling at you until you smile back?" In my experience, this usually takes them off guard. If she is a nice person, she will act as nice as possible and even apologize because she will not want you to think she is a snob. Once you have her smiling, it's up to you.

I did not write it. I just figured it would work

 

That one would make me smile, then I would deck ya.

 

LOl, nice one!
BTW Candy the Hooters girl is off debauching with dperino endi, but you could probably still get a piece of her! Atkins not needed!

 

I was wondering where he was tonight. Just not the same with out him.