Give me your pick up Line

Hey all!

I haven't read the whole thread yet but I promise, I will... that's darned ADD again! I'm sure there are some great ones here!

Anyway, here are a few of my favorites (they are probably repeats, sorry...):

1) Walk up to a girl on the dance floor. Ask her -"Would you like to sit this one out?" If she says yes, you sit down with her. If she says no, you dance with her.

2) I'm having a hard time getting rid of that creepy girl over there ... ... would you mind kissing me?


3) "I don't want to set the world on fire,
I just want to be a spark in you heart."

4) If I was an angel, I'd give up my wings just for you.

5) If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips. (Oh, SWOON!)

6) I know that milk does the body good, but dang girl, how much you been drinking?

7) Hey baby, is your name Campbell? because you're Umm Umm good.

8) Why don't you smile and let us have some sunshine?

Happy 4th to all!
Gina

 

Well I am back from my two day get away. I spent one evening in a lounge with a female friend and while I was there I made a point to remember any pick up lines that came my way. Well I bought the first drink, and ended up with 3 more and a cold glass of water in front of me. The glass of cold water was from a gentleman who felt that I looked hot so he sent me a cold glass of water. My friend also ended up with drinks in front of her. Most of the pick up lines were pretty much the same as here except the one guy wanted to take me back to his place so he could show me a project he was working on (Ya right).

So for one night out, the most interesting pick up line was "I don't know where in Canada you come from, but if there are more like you, I am moving."
Lame, but a line.

 

I gotta remember that one..............smooooooth!!!

 

"Hi I'm from Fed-ex. I pickup anything, and always deliver. Satisfaction guaranteed"

Actually heard that one, believe it or not. What really pissed me, was that it worked!

 

I would take that line as an insult. I would slap a guy for saying that to me. After the term "anything" doesn't make you feel special.

 

So would I.

Being classified as a piece of baggage isn't my idea of chivalry.

 

The perfect comeback to that one: "Well, if you pick-up ANYTHING, there's no telling WHAT you might deliver, and I left my rubber gloves at home.

 

Phantom, after that said, do you have a better pick up line?

 

Errmmm....Nope. Not really, I never was much good at theatrics.

I just treat the ladies as fellow human beings. We may get along famously, or have not a lot in common. Usually it's something in between. Friendships (and beyond?) should be a natural thing i.m.o., ya know. I have many friends - some are close, a few are very close. The gender and any other physical attributes are of secondary importance to the content of character, i.m.h.o.

I honestly don't think I've used a 'pickup line' in my entire life.

Anyway, I got so used to being attached to someone for the last 25 years, I'm not sure I even remember.

 

hmm, no pick up line. Phantom, I guess you must have had a easy time getting a date.

 

I don't know. It's bit like Ancient History for me, har!
I got married pretty young (21), though. I just let things happen naturally, if you know what I mean.

 

hmm, and you've been married for 25 years. Your a very lucky man.

 

just something for the ladies........

Ways to Reject Pickup Lines

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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

 

Re: S.M.T.:-
Sort of. I haaven't seen or heard from her for over two years. It's a looong story, I'm afraid.

Hopefully, I can get in touch soon and find out what's happening. I dunno yet.

 

Shadow Captain I am going to remember some of those lines.

Phantom, you seem like a nice, mild mannered guy, so I am sure she will be around soon.

 

Probably. Time will tell, as the saying goes.


"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

...I'll have to rember that one!

 

I really like this reply.

 

Party pooper



Here is one I just made up


Girl, you prayed God Heard, He sent me as your answer. can you cook?

 

Sweetheart, I'd love to dance with you, but my feet are kinda sore. It's very tough finding comfortable size 16 boots nowdays.

 

to which my reply would be.

Great, I just love a woman with a sense of humor
Let's go

 

What would you do if my reply was sure?

Would you know what to do with me?

 

Well, let's see

I would first of all be in shock:

No line like that was ever meant to be serious but if it worked then I would say

Finally A woman with a sense of humor, beautiful that can cook. Maybe God answered my prayers

I know, so corny

 

If that's all you want from a woman, then your prayers should be already answered.

 

No not at all

there are many qualities that I look for in a woman.

Believe me the majority of them have nothing to do with looks and cooking

But it sure helps

 

umm judging from that comment, that is territory I fear to tread.

Where is the smart one..........lostkiwi, where are you?

 

LOL

I am referring to

1. Honesty
2. Loyal
3. Maturity
4. Definately a sense of humor
and so on and on and on

and then some other things

 

I guess I scare easy.

 

aww jeez.
Keep talking like that dude and thou shalt be dateless (or spending time in Hairy Palms with Candy) forever.
Yep, get to Hairy Palms. Alanc will drive you.

 

LOL its all in fun

No man will ever post what they would really say in a public forum

It would be to embarrasing and make him look like a wooz

I take this thread more as a way of having a little fun rather than really talking about what I would really say.

BUt I tell you this much

IF men were to be honest with what they really think then no men would get dates and all would be on the Hairy Palms Highway

 

lol
or the highway to hell
oh wait ..... all males are already on that one
And if we (the female contingent were taking any of this seriously, well we wouldn't be here!)
Lay on McDuff...

 

Would you please fill us woman in? I just don't understand men.

 

Yes we are all on the highway to hell. some of us just walking real slow

I mean real slow



The things man will do for the love of a woman LOL
sometimes it makes no sense whatsoever

 

endi
ask alanc.
He is wise and skilled in the delicate art of how to talk to women

*cough*

 

Talking excessively without making sense...... again

 

Gosh alanc, how did you get so sharp?

 

Thank you SMT, nicely done!

Good lord, look at my post count, holy moly.

 

There's a couple other things to be taken into concideration........

How to Impress a Woman
• Compliment her
• Cuddle her
• Kiss her
• Caress her
• Love her
• Stroke her
• Tease her
• Comfort her
• Protect her
• Hug her
• Hold her
• Dine her
• Listen to her
• Care for her
• Stand by her
• Support her
• Send Flowers
• GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR HER !!!

How to Impress a Man
• Show up in your birthday suit
• Bring beer (optional)



The Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women:
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I read my own threads, of course

 

You ask for instructions?

 

Somewhat high maintenance there, aren't we SC?

 

Only when I'm trying to decipher your screen name...


Female pirate?

 

Is that list a secret from the other men?

 

that's only one day
Did you read the rest, it was a joke, specifically see:

The Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women:
1)
2)
3)
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6)
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8)
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sums it up nicely
(yes, I know you know.

 

Well, I try not to use a gender name.

 

And the longer I'm around them, the more I'm afraid to find out!!!
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared13.gif

 

Well there is one thing I know about women

I love them all

 

oh endi.....
*slap.slap*
Good grief
But most of all he loves those freaking :

 

(smt looks at Endi's profile and notices that there is no birth date. Realizing he must be young she bites her tongue)

Well, I am sure that someday that will change. Men love us and hate us sometimes.

 

But knowing and understanding are two completely different concepts......

There's a lot to know, but so little to understand....

 

LOL

1969 is the year I was born


The ones I hate were not women

they were monsters disguised as women