Good mourning

yes I said Mourning
its 5am for me. . I just woke up
(in fact. . I just fell asleep as well)
and I am off
got a contracting job(neat huh, I mean "eh")up North
yea I said "job"

and to start the day right
I had me a good poo
got me a cup o joe
and a tart

I am off to join the living

 

HAHA...congrats on the tart LOL

Totally different meaning in the UK Ask the girls in the town of Bakewell!

 

Back up again……went to bed about 12:15 my time……sleeping real good, and somebody started shaking the bed…….we had a 4.1 earthquake, about 1:48………it’s about 10 miles away, and 6 miles below the ground surface……woke up three out four of us, in the apartment, and we’re on the 2nd floor…….my 11 year old daughter, snooze right on thru it…………have a nice day wobbles

 

Strange commentary on a day. But it dos kind sum up how most days are around here.

 

Sits n chuckles @ fanny bags n tarts. Seperated by a pond and language!

I think the best example i saw of this was while in Australia. All of the pubs had signs outside of them saying "No thongs allowed"... usually complete with a big burly bouncer on the door to make sure. I was in fits!! "Ladies.... just drop your jeans/skirt a sec so i can have a shufti to be sure your undie's conform with our dress code."
Turns out "Thong" over there means sandals, as in the footwear. Fortunately i was told this before i'd finished my Doormans Application form! hehe

Alistair

 

Haha...I warned my hubby when he came to the UK NOT to talk about fanny packs

 

Yup...means the same over here too....made me open my eyes wide when my hubby asked if I had seen his thongs.

Also in Aussie land sellotape means condom......so imagine the store keepers surprise when a Brit walks in and asks for a reel of the stuff !!! No wonder we have such a bad rep in some countries *grins*

 

Morning Jarcher. Sure it's the next day's morning from which you posted this but it's still morning. http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/wink.gif You never stated which morning you were talking about.

 

Hey Jarcher,
As you know I have no concept of time! so how did it go and was the tart any good?

 

it was bittersweet. . . .

and I mean both morn and mourn

gonna be a long week

 

OMG HAHAHAHA ROFL

You have a very direct way of asking, mcwomble

 

ROFLMAO Morning Jarcher. It's one of those mornings where I forgot to wake my brain up. Just realized the spelling in this thread. Hopefully no one will be mourning this morning.

Have a good day.