Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by crookedbandit, Nov 23, 2016.
The Ellen Show - Published Sep 8, 2017 -
Since Ellen’s friend Taylor Swift is trademarking some of her catchphrases, Ellen decided to do the same with her own popular sayings. I reckon this would be a lawyer's nightmare to manage
Where does one buy such an extraordinary dog?
PS I'm referring to the boerewors making, not the disappearance of the cat!
Hahahaha, it is crazy deep hole, hahahhaha...
Ah...Trump twitter poops~~ sweet.
I was wondering what those two posts were about
While we're on the subject of "Monsieur" Trump...
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Must be uncomfortable to sneeze
Jacob Marley's door knocker in "Christmas Carol"
Or what about when you get choked up with the flu....eewwwwww
You wouldn't want to go out on a freezing day either......
The difference between a golfer and a skydiver is…A golfer goes *whack* "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" *whack*
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Overheard some guy saying to his mate: “I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.”
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Thoughts about some politicians:
From my medical file...
I think it is supposed to say "drains" removed hehehe but whatever
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