An Amish girl and her mother are riding in their open-air surrey one cold winter day, when she remarks that having forgotten her gloves, her hands are extremely cold. "Pull your skirt up a little, and put them between your legs," said the mother. "They'll warm right up." So the girl discreetly did so, and sure enough -- warm hands. Not long after, she is in another buggy with her Amish boy friend. He has forgotten his gloves as well, and complains of very cold hands. She remembers her mother's suggestion and invites him to put his cold hands between her legs. Again, success! A while later, the girl is talking to her mother in their kitchen and she asks if her mother knew that boys had "a wiener." Controlling her alarm, the mother said yes, she knew -- but why did her daughter ask? "My boy friend," said the girl. "This afternoon when we were out in the buggy, he said he had on thin trousers and his wiener was just frozen solid. It sure did seem to be, so I told him to put it between my legs." "Oh, my!" said the mother. "You shouldn't have done that!" "I know," said the daughter. "They sure do make a mess when they defrost, don't they!"