Grade School Children Think Fast!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign.
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go slow."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is......
TEACHER: No, Ellen.. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
JOHNNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time..

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
JOHNNY: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

 

Lol I liked them, particularly the last one....might have to try it!!!

 

funny stuff

 

No teacher, it's the same dog

 

what? no pepito? I feel so let down.

Good stuff !

 

Need I mention it evertime? Just look at my title that I am (probably) stuck with forever!

 

you brought it upon yourself

 

Lol, how did he get that title, also, what's the story to your newer one Kodo?

 

Both stories are somewhat linked and we could tell you but we would have to band you from MG! hehe... jk.

 

Just search this Lounge forum for "platypus" and "pepito" and you'll get the idea.

 

sorry i missed this but i was the one that changed kodos title lol read up on it i still think its funny as he!!