Graffiti

Saw this one in a public toilet

"When straining please do not gnaw the woodwork"

 

That is cute, tony! Just what or who did they expect to "gnaw the woodwork"? LOL

 

The constipated

 

LOL tony, they should have had some prunes! LOL

 

I had some prunes, they were all wrinkled, so i threw them away

 

Oh, Tony, that is how they are supposed to be! They are only dried up shriveled prunes, so just pop them in a pot, and boil them, and they will plump up and be nice and good...

Then, you eat them, and you won't have to worry about ever having to "gnaw the woodwork" LOL

 

Hey Tony, does this look familiar?http://bestsmileys.com/toliot/1.gif Sorry, I just couldn't resistroflmao

 

Oh, Stubby! See Tony? That is what happens when one doesn't get enough fiber! Eat prunes! roflmao roflmao

 

TEECEE I think you are the most lovely person in the world, but prunes are dried plums, OK
another one in the same public toilet, laughing as i read the writing on the wall I came across this one,
What the hell are you laughing at, the jokes in your hand.:-D

 

I saw this one on the lavvy walls at work.

On one wall is:
'If you want to play toilet tennis, look on the other wall.'
On the opposite wall is:
'If you want to play toilet tennis, look on the other wall.'

 

In a company toilet.
"We aim to please.
You aim too,please."

 

Me, I try to stay away from those places!!!!
TOO much information!:-D

 

This is a cutie mostly for men A friend needle pointed it and hung it in her bathroom to remind her other half.LOL
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweety wipe the seaty"

 

Guess the manager got sick of replacing the wood,they must be serving too many eggs at that restaurant.

 

Yup... like that one...

Shelagh

 

The ones i always remember from many years ago is one written at eye level above the mens urinal.

"why are you looking up here are you ashamed'
"don't look now but you are p$$$$$g on your shoes"

 

Remembered another one

“Please don’t throw you cigarette buts in the urinal
It makes them soggy and hard to light”

 

rolleyes:-D

http://www.filedump.net/dumped/urinalfly1249817447.jpg

 

Cubical

“Beware of homosexual limbo dancers”