haiku from me to you

I had left the bar
I was extremely sober
I do not know why

 

I do not know why
I just don't get those haikus
I'm a Philistine.

 

I just left the party
I was quite wasted
I do know why

Happy 50th Mike

 

No no no no no no no.......

You're supposed to start with my last line.

 

Philistine is who
Philistine indeed is you
Philistine pickle

 

Philistine pickle
Is not a nickle
Better than a dime

 

hahahahaha!!!!!

 

Is that how it works? I thought you just had to make one up. I should stay off this thing when I'm drinking

 

not sure about the rules of this thread, but I am pretty sure a haiku must be in the form:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

 

Your haiku lines all have 4 syllables, but I'll follow it anyways

5 syllables
is not enough to play with
i need another

 

I need another
Thank you for the laugh Sibeer
I'm off for a beer!

 

I'm off for a beer
There is never any near
Or such that I hear

 

Or such that i hear
For there is nothing to fear
Except for that bear

 

Hey Star...what do you reckon to this one being the replacement for "Utterance Society" too?

 

except for that bear
with his hat and smokey hue
these here woods would burn

 

I can't speak for Star but I think this thread requires some thought, so I say not.

These here woods would burn
but the candle lit is fake
it's back to Wal-mart

 

It's back to Wal-Mart
Get some stuff for anti-fart
Or it's off the charts

Roger

 

It's back to Wal-Mart
well, I see it all the time
there is no apple

 

there is no apple
hold your tongue to say the word
but not in silence

 

This thread is the proof,
That we are KOL nuts..
yada yada...da