Happy Day?

Fred_G · Apr 5, 2015

OK, I stole this from another forum. But, with the PC type environment we seem to be in these days, it really cracks me up.

To All My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the Spring holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar Summer Season, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Conservative Friends:
Happy Good Friday and Happy Easter, yo
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I will add: Happy Easter to everyone! :-D

Eldon · Apr 5, 2015

Brilliant!
I'm saving it for future use.

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Happy Day?

Fred_G Heat packin' geek

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