Hard to Argue with this Logic

Hard to Argue with this Logic.

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Here's proof they are WRONG.

A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "It'd be nice to have another baby."

You never hear a guy say "I wouldn't mind another kick in the nuts." :-D

Case closed, don't you think guys?

 

I Vote YES to that, don't kick me anywhere......wobbles

 

Tom:- but what about the guy who lost his nuts in that experiment????

Harry:- He is posting jokes on majorgeeks forum

 

Since I’m good arguing, I’ll take a stab at this one

Women, although many don’t enjoy pregnancy or birth, enjoy the after fact that there is now a new little life. Giving birth is kinda like the the light at the end of the tunnel where as being kicked has no light. Also, being kicked are the consequences to (whomever’s) actions, I mean, people don’t just going around kicking other people. You probably got what you deserved. :-D

Most women try to get pregnant were as I don’t know anyone who tries to get kicked. So your comparison is a moot point, it’s like comparing watermelons to peas. :-D

 

The difference between a woman's argument and a knife is- a knife has a point.........!!! :-D

Cheers..
BTW, got this on fb today.

 

So does my knife.. better watch out!! :-D:-D

 

to dyamond:
Giving birth is kinda like the the light at the end of the tunnel where as being kicked has no light.(as quoted by you.)


Don't tell me that.
It has been done to me on several occasions in my younger days. (hellion that I was.)
Trust me, you DO indeed see lights.

 

Agree with Dyamond last time I got kicked in the nuts a new born baby wasn't lifted into my arms.

Just a nut.

 

Good point, Vik!..roflmao

Well, the way I look at it is this. Get kicked in the bollocks - you are very sore for a few weeks, but get over it, (never had the "pleasure", but I guess you would).LOL
Have kids - and the pain goes on for decades, or even life. - So given the, (hypothetical) choice, please kick me and get it over with. :cry LOL

 

Rikky:

Into your arms?
Mine always ended somewhere in my throat.
Very hard to breath at that point in time.

 

For the record, I didn't come up with this. It came from my sister's co-worker's brother who lives in Australia. I was going to quote it from the email, but it was in large blue letters (coincidence?) and I couldn't seem to correct it.

I did find this guy who probably wouldn't mind giving birth at all. Slightly offensive video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9bV_v9b8go

 

Considering they're the most important organ with regard to our reproduction why did God put them on the outside of our body in an unprotected 'bag' just asking for a nut shot?They should have come mounted behind 3 inches of kevlar reinforced steel and small electric fence:-D

I use the word God in the allegorical sense.

 

Just proves, God is a woman, allegorically speaking.

 

Agreed and PO:-D

 

So they'd be easy to reach for the other person involved in the reproductive act, of course.

Which by the way means that the allegorical God you and Sibeer are speaking of probably is a guy after all.

 

Well, it's either because they make a great macho accessory in that location rolleyes...OR the production of sperm requires a slightly lower temperature than the rest of the body. (For those that really have to know.) (As any guy who's taken a walk on a snowy winter's day in thin trousers can testify to. LOL)
(P.S. God did it so you can savor to the smell of nuts roasting on an open fire when you go to Hell...)

 

Nicely played guys, took 2 of you to deliver that joke? :-D

And a thread on men vs women... awesome.

So, to all you girls.
You are smarter and independent and more rational *cough*, and usually harder working. Most of the time you are actually right and us guys just think in an odd illogical way, most of the time. We're very childish and have short attention spans, we are obsessed with taking stuff apart and convinced we can fix ANYthing, usually with duct tape.
We are inferior in almost every way.


And, to all you other guys out there.... you know what I'm saying

:-D

 

Nice try, but far too transparent. You're trying too hard here, you need to screw up once in a while to make it look more genuine.

Though if there ever was any doubt as to whether that girlfriend of yours was imaginary or not, now we know. She's real, and she has trained you well.

 

...Yeah, sure we do...rolleyes

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/brown_noser.jpg

roflmao

 

Yeah. I was wondering who was looking over Ned's shoulder.

 

I am sending him the "Go Pro, Brown Noser" kit...Keep an eye out for the Postman, Ned.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/2011_New/2012_New/BrownNoseKit.jpg

 

Nah don't think God is woman he must be a man,in the words of George Carlin

"A woman wouldn't have F@#?>| things up this bad!"

Men are from mars and women are from Venus and the women were quite happy until the men built spaceships,filled them full of beer and flew there.

:-D

 

Man you guys suck!

*Women... Don't read this post* :-D

Are you seriously telling me you haven't learnt the art of watching TV while pretending to listen but actually sub consciously taking notes in case you are later questioned?
My son keeps asking me to teach him how to do it because if he doesn't listen he can't answer the questions :-D

Remember people, I'm a salesman :-D

Man, we should have a "Guy section" lol

 

Well considering this forum is probably about 95% guys, how much more of a section do you want, Ned?:-D







or are you really saying you hate girls? :O LOL

 

I think we should have a Female section and all the guys should have secret access to it muhahaha

You know what I'm talkin about guys,can I get a high five?High fives all round!

:-D

 

"You dirty old man!...rolleyes"LOL
{In Steptoe & Son voice}

 

It never ceases to amaze me that guys honestly believe that if they were able to listen to what women say about them when they think no guys can hear them, they will actually like what they hear... :-D

 

Listen? I was aiming a little lower in gutter:-D

 

I'd just be happy to go through a day and NOT have to listen to 'girly' conversations. ~ Sound like I'm joking? - I'm not.

 

Holy raise some old memories :-D

@Mimsy... depends on the situation, I work in close quarters with 17 women, you think I don't hear things? :-D

@Phantom... With you there dude, I tend to be the one everyone bitches too about everyone else.... except when they are bitchin about me lol

To be honest I get along very well with most women and I'm one of those people who pokes fun at stereotypes of both sexes because I'm not in denial about my (mens) flaws which means I can also point out women flaws lol
The principle of a man wearing glasses can call another man wearing glass a derogatory name that is considered offensive if said by someone not wearing glasses.

Equal rights aside, I was raised chivalrous .... always without question it's "Ladies first" which I have to say is really really lacking in North America.

 

I treat everyone the same,I open the door for everyone and I treat women like I treat men,some women don't like it at all they are accustomed to men being overly nice to them 'for obvious reasons' and watching what they say around them,some women find it refreshing to be treated as an equal human rather than just an object and become my friends.

 

Ok watching Al Murray vids after the search in the Falklands thread and came across this clip.
It's very fitting to this thread :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL7QDy_NCqY

 

And the flip side of that coin is that every now and then, it's nice to be treated like lady, by someone acting like a gentleman. Of course, if you want men to be gentlemen around you, you need to act like a lady... which isn't always worth it.

 

That's why I've give up tryna understand you:

 

Yeah, pretty much. I treat everyone with respect and a woman like a lady, not just a woman. Then again, some don't actually like that, or think that being polite has to have some ulterior motive. That's when I may go into, W.G.A.F. mode .