Have you ever wondered

Just a bit of fun for the weekend.

1. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

3. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

4. Why are boxing rings square?

5. If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

6. Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

7. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Which reminds me, do fish ever get thirsty?

8. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

9. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

10. If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

 

11. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

12. Should it still called a fly when it lands?

13. If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did Mrs Howell have so many clothes?

14. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

15. Why do they report power outages on TV?

16. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

17. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

18. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

19. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

20. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

Hmm I'll keep it going lol

21. If olive oil comes from olives and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, where does baby oil come from?
22. Why is The Lone Ranger called Lone when he always hangs out with Tonto?
23. Before windows, why did we press the start button to turn the computer off?
24. If Noah had woodpeckers on the ark, where did he keep them?
25. What would you do if you saw an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
26. What was the 'best thing' before sliced bread was invented?
27. If the whole world is a stage then where do the audience sit?
28. If people say, "It goes without saying" then why do they still say it anyway?
29. Why do we say a pair of panties but only one bra?
30. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

:drink