Haven't had one of these in a while...

I'm going to write a paragraph in a make believe story. You will reply with the next paragraph. If two posts overlap you will choose the one you like best to reply to.

This requires alot of READING... so zdawg better sit this one out... :-D


Once there was a happy little Troll named Kodo. Kodo loved to look at the sky and wish upon the stars to have a grand adventure, since he'd never been farther up the lane than the outhouse. One day, on his morning trek to the outhouse, he was contimplating pushing bath day up to today because he was pretty ripe (even for him) when suddenly...

 

A bucket of water was dumped on him by a passer by who took notice of this filth ridden trolls' appearance and decided to do something about it. "My god you stink.. what happened to you" said the nadalady. "You seem to have not cared for yourself in ages!".

Kodo nodded and pointed over yonder and grumbled.. "You take there me?" .. Nadalady agreed and they both began their journey over yonder..

 

As they walked beyond the stench of the outhouse, and further down the lane, they crossed a stream. Nadalady, deciding the dampening only made the smell worse, promptly pushed him in and handed him a curious object she called "soap"...

 

Kodo grabbed the soap and sniffed it curiously.. "Foul!" he exclaimed, then the soap slipped out of his hands and he tried to grasp it hand over hand until the soap fell into the water and began to float away.

 

As he floundered through the water after the soap, with nadalady running behind along the bank, he tripped and fell into a deep crevace in the stream. He found himself fully submerged with still many feet of water below him but as he struggled back to the serface, something caugh his eye...

 

He saw sparklies on the back and shoulders of Nadalady, almost as if an 8 year old had bedazzled her with so many clear, blue and topaz gems..

"oooh. sparklies.. must see sparklies".. And just as Kodo's hand reached out to touch them, they...

 

Sent out stinging sparks of light. "No touchy," she gently chided. "But look!" and she pointed to the center of the chasm in which the Kodo troll was floating. At the very bottom, a golden light was eminating from some manner of object. The water current, and his own splashing obscured what it could be so he took a deep breath and dove into the depths.

 

I'm upset, Kodo. Noone is writing on our story! I made you into a troll for crying out loud and am leaving your fate up to their whimsy and not even one taker? I should just drown you and get it over with... or make some big old ogre make you his bitch. *pout*

I remember the old days a thread like this would be hysterical and have 100 posts by now. When did the lounge get so boring?

 

took a deep breath and dove into the depths. Only to realize once he touched the golden object he transformed into the platypus. Realizing what had happen he raised back up to the top of the water as the nadalady was watching what happen she became grossed out, offended and yet intrigued by what had happen to the troll.

 

Yeah, he gets "ideas" when people let him free range. Gets cheeky... bad idea.



She reaches out to help him out of the water... Thinking what an odd little creature he turned out to be. Holding him at arms length to study the oddity, she asks "can you understand me?" He nods his freakish little head in confirmation. "i must know what that stone is... Swim back and fetch it for me?" She sets him back into the water...

 

Kodo thinks to himself as he swims toward the shiny "whatever" .. "N56 will die for spilling the beans on the secret name of the mighty Platypus... bastard".

 

hey.. back on task you.

 

as they swim, they see Sir Gimpster de Rottenpotty floating by on an innertube.

 

Kodo and TheNadaLady (herefore after known as Brat) both looked at each other mischievously and with a snicker and a quick flick of his platypus tail, he flips Sir Gimpster what's his butt into the river.

 

A group of onlookers sitting and sipping on the bank of the river - bemused by the deft dunking of Sir Gimpster from his throne, throw him a rope, whilst continuing to gaze at the iconic symbol of Australia and his flaming haired companion.

 

Kodo the platypus takes a deep breath and dives down a second time in search of the shiny object. Near out of breath, He makes one last effort to reach it. To his amazement it's a ring, A golden ring. He swins back to the surface clutching the ring only to notice his reflection on the water. He has turned into this horrible gross creature. KodoGollum, you smelly gross creature, give me the ring screams the nadalady. *No it's my precious * says KodoGollumLOL

 

Brat smacks him soundly across the face. Knock it off, she tells him. Give me that. He hands her the ring and she examines it closely. Clearly it's magic, but for what purpose? She looks down at the troll turned platypus turned freak and feels sorry for him... she places the ring on a chain around her neck and picks him up like a child. She promised to take him to the lands beyond, and she intends to. Perhaps she can even find a way to return him to his original form, or at leas something she can take out to dinner... She asks those gathered if anyone wants to join them....

 

After brat places the ring around her neck she becomes aware of something strange. She cries at the sight of her cornflakes and while watching The Notebook. Could she be pregnant with kodo/platypus/Gollums baby???LOL is this the true power of the ring?.

 

Ew by touching him? Fail. Unless that can be reworked, it's stricken from the record A Wenchie Kodo baby would be an unspeakable evil... have you ever seen Fantasia with the demon on the mountain calling all the evil souls to it? Yeah.. something like that.

 

I'm so disappointed... you guys have a once in a life time opportunity here and the few brave go LOTR on him? C'mon, lets see some creativity! Have some fun use your imaginations!

im·ag·i·na·tion - [i-maj-uh-ney-shuhn] ~ noun
1. the faculty of imagining, or of forming mental images or concepts of what is not actually present to the senses.
2. the action or process of forming such images or concepts.
3. the faculty of producing ideal creations consistent with reality, as in literature, as distinct from the power of creating illustrative or decorative imagery. Compare fancy (def. 2).
4. the product of imagining; a conception or mental creation, often a baseless or fanciful one.
5. ability to face and resolve difficulties; resourcefulness: a job that requires imagination.
6. Psychology. the power of reproducing images stored in the memory under the suggestion of associated images (reproductive imagination) or of recombining former experiences in the creation of new images directed at a specific goal or aiding in the solution of problems (creative imagination).
7. (in Kantian epistemology) synthesis of data from the sensory manifold into objects by means of the categories.
8. Archaic. a plan, scheme, or plot.

Incase anyone forgot :-D

 

:cry stop shouting at me im trying:-D

 

Try again for me?

 

She promised to take him to the lands beyond, and she intends to. Perhaps she can even find a way to return him to his original form...

After a five day journey thwart with danger, brat and Kodo thingy reached the distant lands of kodo's birth. Here they must seek out the a legendary wizard called???

 

Has to be CP. He has a plaque on his door that says noone gets in to see the wizard not no way not no how!!!

So name the wizard CP and keep going

 

Here they must seek out a legendary wizard called CP

The wizard CP lives in a fortress on top of geek mountain. From there he rules his realm aided by a group of trusted guards. Legend says he and another powerful wizard called Mad AttitudeLOL created this realm a 1000 years ago. To reach the top of geek mountain, brat and kodo thingy must complete 3 Trials. first they must?????

A little help here folks

 

1st task - Cross over the gorge of eternal n00bies via the bridge which is guarded by its keeper, to cross the bridge they must ? :-D

 

I wrote some code the other day that does that!

 

Brat raises an eyebrow in disgust, looking at the shriveled golum in her arms she tries to fathom how it could possibly dance, let alone the Binary dance of doom... She asks if there is any other way, to which the wizard replies...

 

A fork? Do you wish to stab the blackberry? You wont be able to send emails on it... But if you so desire the 22/7 Blackberry release I shall endeavor to find one...

 

haha...when this is over, i'll compile a txt file of this story, print it out, sell it, and make millions!!! it will be the most famous story in the history of the world!!

(but first i'll need some title suggestions)

 

Wanders by and sees lady brat and kodo thingy waiting at the base of geek mountain, 22/7 = pi & 000000 = black, Maybe CP is hungry and wants some pie? *bakes blackberry pie* "here wizard CP" *scampers off*

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p121/Cat_w_9_lives/pie.jpg

 

But what the wizard didn't realise was, That cat had laced the pie with a large dose of laxatives. a horrible odour spread across realm. Brat screamed with out loud with delight???

* Wolfie Hides * LOL.

 

*places paw over nose and grovels at the foot of the geek mountain*

Wizard CP, your geekyness, I would never ever lace your pie with dingleberries, it was that wolf! I made a pie worthy of a RoyalWizardOfGeekyness with only the ripest blackberries and freshest ingredients. That wolf thought 000000 was a dingleberry and deposited one in your pie when I was not looking. Cats are fastidious but those wolves tend to have a dingle or two...

*leaves lomotil and beano at the foot of the mountain* This should fix you up. *sprays air freshener* Glad you found the KodoThingy mailbox BUT someone with a stronger stomach will have to return it!

Umm besides the minor incident (which I will not mention again), did you enjoy the pie?

*swats Wolf* "I told you no digleberries, hiding will not work, start groveling or Wizard CP will turn you into a cape and better hope Lady Brat does not get a whiff of this mess"

 

A wandering subject of the Wizard stumbles into the scene.

She stops and sniffs the air, which immediately brings tears to her eyes.

After a moment of quiet reflection she remembers to leave her offerings of level A hazmat suits with SCBA and various armaments.

She exits to ponder the 2nd task of the Wizard, his mysterious interaction with the mailbox and very thankful that she is neither a cat nor wolf.

 

Brat's facial expression could melt skin off flesh... she hold her hand palm out in the direction of the recently defiled mailbox and the thousand of bejeweled blue jewels on her back begin to shine and the glow. The glow reaches the blinding intensity of the sun, which causes all the geeks who have never seen it hiss, and a beam of light shoots out and envelops the mailbox - which disappeares.

Where is it??? The geeks cry in unison! Tucked in to Kodo Thingy's BED... she sneered. Then she emitted another pulse, setting all unit's in the land to start folding under the handle The Brat.

Murderously she looked at the wizard, who she thought would make a loved throw rug, and asked through gritted teeth, What now???

 

Brat glances up, And out of the corner of her eye she catches a glance of a wolf looking down upon her from above.
(Be wary of cats as they may be in league with the wizzard, and his dark forces) The wolf says. They are sly creatures and will try to distract you from your true path. Brat realises that this Wise Wolf is her guardian on her quest to return Kodo thingy back to his true form. You have used your powers wisely brat says the wise wolf, You have destroyed the Mailbox of Ultimate Doom. But kodo thingy smells even worse now after such close contact with the Mail box. Seek out the one person capable distroying this horrible stench. They go by the name of ???

 

Edit

Before Brat and Kodo thingy Set out to find the one person capable of distroying this horrible stench.

The wise wolf jumps down and BITES kodo thingy on the A**

 

Kodothingy screams like a little girl... The tooth marks in his bum start to bleed, and a curious thing happens. The blood is violet, and as it runs out of him he starts to change again... as the blood runs from violet to red he turns back into his original form: The troll. The skin of the golem sheds from his body like a cocoon, and with it the smell attached to it. Laying in the center of the floor - shaking and confused - is the small troll. Brat walks over to the little troll, and picks him up. After she walks to the other side of room, a blast of light comes out of her hand and the smelly beast skin catches fire... burning away all the stench.

That was easy, brat exclaimed. She looks at KodoTroll and asks, so we've come this far. And it's been a pretty strange ride... what would you like to do now?

And as all lean in to listen, he says...