hey kodo

tell your wife any kodoisms lately?

 

well, this isn't a kodoism to my wife but it's funny none-the-less.

I had to go to the bathroom (at work ..6pm ..no-one should be here) the other day and frankly, I like to poop in private. So no sooner do I sit down do I hear footsteps and the door opens.. and I'm like "damnit to hell.. I want my privacy! there shouldn't be anyone here anyway...GO HOME!!" and he proceeded to the stall next to me ... Well, I was like, "no way.. get out".. and I squeezed out one hellacious, stank... to which my new stall-mate responded with a "zip!" and out he went..

Privacy at last!!!

 

And you HAD to share this with the whole wide web?

 

hey, I don't know many web people in real life.. so what do I care

 

That was you?!?!?!?!? last time i go wondering in to a buliding looking for a restroom http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

 

The revenge of the abominable Mr.Kodo-Hanky!....

(I think you just killed your boss, Jim!....

Sing it children!..
"Mr Kodo we love you, you're the wonderful Christmas poo!..."

 

Another Kodo thread straight from the toilet talk....

 

Yeahhhh...this thread stinks

C'mon Phantom...we got ourselves another pun thread

 

.....Don't look at me I don't know squat <*ahem!>.




{Kodo, you do know that toilet has to be codemed by the Health Dept. now, right?}

 

Man, that explains the news report I just watched....all those guys running round NY with hazmat suits on....

 

hey, don't blame that crap on me

 

HAHA...couldn't help noticing in your list of "Champions" that you are the Rapid Motion Champion lol




*wonders if the word "motion" has the same meaning in the US as it does in the UK (old school anyway)*

motion = piece of excrement

 

we call them BM's.. bowl movements.. so, close. Just keep in mind that BluesMan's initials are BM.. so..he's full of poop I guess

 

Reminds me of a funny story. I had a friend called Sally Bowles (pronounced bowl, as in dish). She was buying something in the store one day and as the checkout assistant returned her credit card she said "Thank you Mrs Bowels". I just bust up laughing

 

I love this thread!!!!

boy, the stories I could tell. . . . .

 

That should be "The revenge of the abdominal Mr. Kodo-Hanky!"

 

ROFL...good call GT

 

crappy stories eh?

 

Loads of them

 

go on....dump them on us...try and flush it out your system a lil'

 

my wife says "toilet paper is toilet paper"
not true
some lints
some falls apart
gets stuck in the hair

the second I enter my wife calls me for somthing just to kill me, I swear
everytime I go to the toilet I get in trouble.
thats all there is to it.
It's not the stank, for it is not so oft. but the time
back in the day
I beat super mario 3 on the jon
figure that one out


I have problems, I do more than the average male, not proud of it, just fact.
so I dont eat.
that cause's pain

hard pain
one coil, twenty min., 1.5" cir 12" length
hard as a rock
blood everywhere(well alot anyway)
painful indeed

I had ripped myself
I just couldn't believe it
I coulnt tell anyone, I mean really
how em bare azz ing

I dont wanna be to gross
for the sake of the board

butt man. . . .

 

Oh boy...TMI jarcher nutter

 

you asked. . .

 

kodo thanks for the new title....but its actually T with an odd....

 

Thank's G.T. ~ You always did have a way of geting to the bottom of things - if you'll excuse the intentional terminology.

 

Better?

 

I was driving to Calgary on a well travelled backroad. A couple of hours into the trip, I gotta go and there's nowhere. this is bald rolling hills and no ditches. The next town is 40 miles. By the time I get there I'm sort of standing in the car as straight as possible because I can't bend and I hurt. I pulled into the one gas station, a busy place. I figured "I gotta look cool here," so I pumped my gas first then "hobbled" in to pay and get THE KEY. The guy looked at me funny because I was clearly in distress and said "Someone else has it, get it off him." "Great, I still have to wait." I went around to the washroom and waited, so long that I was sizing up the dumpster in the corner of the lot, when the door opened and the guy walked out, surrounded by stench. He looked surprised to see me, then stammered " I'm really sorry, I've got the flu." I went in anyway.

 

for the record, it wasn't me..

 

Liar

 

rotflmao!!!!!! Oh my goodness!!! (Hi guys, I'm kinda new!) I'm just cracking up here!! There are stories here that would just entertain the heck out of my daughter!! For some reason, poo is interesting to 9 yr olds!!

 

bet it was you .. you Mac-poo-tool

 

I turn 10 this saturday.. guess I've got to find some other topic to discuss.. like.. girls.. or somethin..

 

rotflmao!!! Happy early b'day! *snicker* Naw, I think discussions of poo are good til you're at least.... um.... 30... I'll tell ya when I hit 30!

 

Welcome Pho-tog.
I'm 48, and it's still funny

 

for real, I turn 31 this saturday.. so again.. I have to find some other topic to discuss as poo is just no longer a topic in my age group ( as of this coming saturday).. Guess I'll start talking about ..oh, I dunno.. girls or somethin'.

 

Hiya! Thanks!

Yea, I'm not gonna turn 30 in July and even though I'm a girl... And girls aren't supposed to find that kinda talk funny... I still think it's hilarious!!!

 

lol Well, happy early b'day for real then! Gonna talk about girls? Do we still have cooties when you're 31?

 

cooties? no.. you have something else.. it's called.. the right to vote..
*runs away........like really fast even.. *

 

*opens me a can of whoop ass!* Boys still have cooties.

 

Share a "poo" story Pho-tog.

 

rotflmao!!! Oh, I could... I could... But I'd prolly turn about 10 different shades of red if I were to share personal poo stories... Now if you wanna hear about my kids and their poo.... ok... My son (just newly potty trained) had to go to the potty. He went by himself, but needed my help pulling his pants back up. He came upstairs and said to my daughter "I just pooped. I clogged the toilet." But all he really did was go potty! lol But it was just funny watching my lil' guy make up a poo story to tell his sister!

 

well, he said he clogged the toilet..so I'm going to venture a guess and say that since he's repeating it that it's a pretty common occurrence in the Pho-tog homestead.

 

rotflmao!! And your guess would be correct. I've become quite good with using the toilet auger. lol Cept it's not usually me that does it! Having a 2 yr old who likes to flush things that don't normally go IN the toilet has something to do with that!

 

Been there, done that. My kids ruined one toilet. the only way to get the troll out was to break it. I also have a cat that used to kick objects off the vanity into the bowl, then he'd peer over the edge and watch them sink.

 

My son is KING of clogging the toity! The hubby left for a trip to Denver with a friend of his so no one was around to help me... The toity was clogged and I could not for the life of me get it to work. So I FINALLY broke down and called the hubby's grandpa... Well... We ended up taking the toilet off and found that there was a shaving cream lid in there!!! They fit quite nicely and DO NOT go down! Got that out... and just as we were securing it back down, I turned around to find the lil' one spraying BLEACH CLEANER at himself! I had it in the hallway cuz I used it to clean up the old wax on the floor so we could put a new ring down, and it got in the way... So I had to call poison control after that! They called back to check on how things were and I explained the situation... They laughed and told me they were glad my son was fine and asleep soundly in bed and to make sure I got some MUCH NEEDED rest and relaxation!

 

My 2 boys came out from England to visit the US for the first time this summer. The first thing my 14 year old did was block his grandmother's toilet! Then we got to our house and he proceeded to block that too! We had to give him a lesson on how to flush an american toilet. He thought his new found skill was hilarious

 

Been there too. When my son was little, he had these rubber wrestling figures. He used to love them. His favourite was Roddy Piper. That was until he saw him keep getting his @ss whooped on T.V.

Well, decided he hated Roddy Piper now, and he just sucked.

I went to us the can one day and flushed the toilet before I went to use it (I always do-better safe than sorry, ya know). Anyway, I thought the flush sounded kinda funny. I opened the lid, and behold! There was his Roddy Piper action figure stuffed down the crapper, complete with a turd on his head! Guess that's what he thought of Piper, after seeing him lose so often - har!

I found King Kong Bundy shoved down a drain not long after that, too.

 

Do American toilets flush differently than English toilets?? Sorry if it's a dumb question!

 

rotflmao!!! I remember watching wrestling when Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestled!!!! I thought he was pretty cool!! But what do I know, right? lol Man, I feel old now!

 

Re: Pho-tog: Nope, but Australian ones swirl in the opposite direction (true, dat!)