How to clean your toilet - the fun way

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cindysnoopy, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!

    > Instructions on how to clean your toilet
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    > 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
    >water in the bowl.
    >
    > 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
    >bathroom.
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    > 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
    >lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
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    > 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
    >that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
    >
    > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
    >and rinse".
    >
    > 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
    >no people between the bathroom and the front door.
    >
    > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
    >lids.
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    > 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
    >and run outside where he will dry himself off.
    >
    > 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
    >
    > Sincerely,
    >
    > The Dog

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  2. scorcer

    scorcer ajMro keGe

    good one :cool:
     
  3. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Oh yes! :)
     

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  4. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA. . . . HA!!

    that was great G.T.. .ah, man. . I'm pee'n'
     
  5. g1lgam3sh

    g1lgam3sh MajorGeek

    Nice one GT:D
     
  6. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    HMMM...works rather well, I thought! ;)

    Got rid of the cat's fleas as well. Cat looks a little like a Zombie now, though.
     

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  7. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    Phantom,
    That thing looks like something out of a horror movie. :D

    I wish we had a cat....
     
  8. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    That is one disgusting looking cat. Throw it back in and flush again. :D
     

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