How To Decide Who To Marry?

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

 

I don't need anyone to clean up after me, I plan on giving my house a fresh coat of fire when I move out

 

Smart kid

 

Not such a bad idea!

 

.haha

 

Oh man I almost fell out of my chair on the last one, like a truck AHAHAHAHAHNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for posting these GK and good to see you around these parts.

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

Thats what i should have when my first marrige was turning sour!

Thanks for the laugh

 

THanks GK.. the way today was going, I needed a good laugh. That last one is priceless. I think that I need to remember that one


~C

 

man.. that was great. Leave it to Pooty man to come prancing in with a joke list like that

 

Can't take credit -- got it in an email.

Hi all.

Now, if I could just get AbbySue to chuckle, I'd be home free!

 

These are just so cute............
I read them to my hubby and kids.

 

ROFLMAO................... The things kids say are priceless but sure can turn your crap day in to a good one......LOL

Thanks for the laugh im one of many who needed that today!


Alwayz Brooke

 

So many times things they say out of the blue just knock you dead.
And they're ALWAYS spot on.

 

Heh, heh! I think I got most of them in an email ages ago, too. Still pretty darn funny. Thanks for the laff, G.K.

LoL!... There sure would!

 

Interesting thoughts coming from kids. Why do you guys make it look complicated? How to decide who to marry? Answer: If you love the guy then it's time for both of you to decide and walk the aisle.

 

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10"

So I don't have to blame myself after all . Just kidding Honey. Put down the printer.

 

in reality..... do you recall the line in the movie "The Green Mile" that went something like "He killed them with their love - it goes on all over the world every day, they kill you with your love".
That's the best description of my current Lady - she is the only one who hasn't killed me (at least tried) with my love and that is what makes her the keeper.
Find someone who doesn't use your love to hurt you in any way.
Than you'll have found marital bliss, Glasshoppah.
Blessings,
Jim

 

Stay single and enjoy pure and total marriage bliss.
Just remember.......Marriage is the first step to divorce.
Jack

 

You are right. I frequently used to introduce my wife as "The next ex-Mrs. Gensuknives!" Really pissed her off.