hump day giggle

Guy's walking along the beach, all bummed out. Just went through a bad divorce, the ex took him to the cleaners, he's got nothing left.

As he's walking, he sees something sticking out of the sand. Picks it up; it's a lamp. Brushes the sand off, out pops a Genie!

"I will grant you 3 wishes!" the Genie says. Guy's all kinds of happy. "But there's a catch!" says the Genie. Guy's thinking "Figures". The Genie continues "You will get your three wishes, but you ex will receive DOUBLE of what you get!"
Guy says "Yeah, figures."

Genie asks "And what is your first wish?" Guy thinks for a second, then says "Give me a billion dollars!" BANG! Huge pile of cash appears. Genie says "Your ex just got 2 Billion." Guy says "Yeah whatever." Genie asks "And your second wish?" Guy thinks for a second, says "I want my own island, with a mansion, to live on." POOF! They're now standing on a beautiful beach, with this huge castle behind them. Genie says "Of course, your ex is now on her own piece of heaven- twice this size, and she's got the Taj Mahal to live in!"

Guy's kind of mad now. Genie says "I will now grant you your final wish!" Guy thinks hard for a few minutes, then starts smiling. Genie asks "Have you chosen your wish?" Guy says, "Yeah. Beat me half to death."

 

another good one