I think I made Security Conference History....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by goldfish, Dec 4, 2006.

  1. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    This weekend, as I'm sure some of you know, I went to a security conference in manchester.

    It was alright, there was a number of interesting talks ( http://www.dnscon.org ).

    What I didn't count on was at the end being pinned by one of the attendees (that's the one of the people who attended the conference, not one of the staff...). She then kissed me. In front of a load of geeks.


    Now I bet that doesn't happen at many security conferences!
     
  2. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Sure you were actually at a security conference Goldy, sounds more like an Ann Summers conference ;)
     
  3. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Quite sure. The person that pinned me was talking about how insecure Barkley cards are about 5 minutes previous. :p
     
  4. star17

    star17 MajorGeek

    Tell me even though she pinned you like a wrestler she didn't look like one. ;)
     
  5. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Thankfully, no. I don't think any wrestler looks like her!
     
  6. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Were you wearing lynx deoderant:confused: If so what fragrance,PM me
     
  7. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Lol, no, actually it was Sure... and I'm pretty sure a bit of Au de Geek from the night previous :eek:
     
  8. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Flux fumes:D
     
  9. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Something along those lines, lol!
     
  10. ItsWendy

    ItsWendy MajorGeek

    Pictures! We want Pictures!

    (Not of the kiss, the Girl!)
     
  11. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Glad I dont have a Barclays Card then.
     
  12. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    In a word, NO.
     
  13. WobblesRArt

    WobblesRArt MajorGeek

    tell us you got her phone number?
     
  14. Burning_Monkey

    Burning_Monkey MajorGeek

    With out photographic proof, this is just another fishing story. :)
     
  15. chaslang

    chaslang MajorGeeks Admin - Master Malware Expert Staff Member

    Does this mean you are engaged or going steady? :D
     
  16. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Gieger counter anyone??? Have you noticed a strange glow at night?
    Did she have an accent???
     
  17. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    She hasn't eaten any sushi recently....

    That's a pretty bad connotation, actually. Somehow I wish she had ;)

    She has an accent alright - a southern one. She's from South England. Just like me.

    We exchanged GPG keys this morning - or rather yesterday morning. That's got to be better than having her phone number (which I have anyway ;) )
     
  18. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    OK, everyone ...a rendition of "April Love" ......key of C ....:) :)
     
  19. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    But it's November .... ?
     
  20. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Better watch out Goldy there might just be a Barracuda in that Gold Fish bowl of yours:D


    Okay TimW on your key of "C" Goldy and Security sitting in a tree..........
     
  21. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Incidentally she has a pirahna. I thought that was pretty cool ;)

    Her name is K177y (replace the 1 with an i, 7's with t's).
     
  22. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Meow said the K177y to the goldfish in the bowl, won't you come out and play Purrrrrrrrrrrty Please:D





    Sorry Goldy I just can't help myself, there just so hard to resist.
    All kidding aside I am glad for you Mate.
     
  23. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Oh don't worry! I'm very amused :D
     
  24. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    ahh.. to be young.. I can remember early college days like that :)
    Have fun goldy :)
     
  25. nitecrawler

    nitecrawler Guest

    tread carefully goldfish, you know how geeks are always irresistible to the opposite SEX......and a geek wearing aftershave, well!!!

    Today a security conference....tomorrow a wedding chapel!

    No sympathy! lol
     
  26. RexNoctis

    RexNoctis Corporal

    :cool: True Geek!
     
  27. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Hey Goldy ....just remember that they all want you to respect them.... in the morning ....hehe.:) :)
     
  28. DeviceDemon

    DeviceDemon Private First Class

    Chicks go crazy for "manly" stuff like security conferences...so I'm not surprised!:) ;)
     
  29. Techiegirl

    Techiegirl Private E-2

    Hey fishlet can we actually have a picture of you to see what she found so attractive.
     
  30. BoredOutOfMyMind

    BoredOutOfMyMind Picabo, ICU

  31. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

  32. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    AAAAAAAaaaaahhhh .......run and hide......hehe .....actually, I can see how someone of the opposite sex might find you a hotty ....other than your mother, I mean.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Now the geeks want a pic of the girl ......in the shower would be nice also.
     
  33. DeviceDemon

    DeviceDemon Private First Class


    Actually that was pretty good work using angles so that your cell camera didn't show up in the mirror! Also I want that T-shirt you are wearing! Did you buy that from MajorGeeks somewhere? Or is that just a rando shirt you bought else where?????:)
     
  34. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Well they're not getting one ;)

    Tshrt was from MG when they first started doing tshirts from J!NX. That would be, a few years ago? In fact my photo when it originally came out was on the main site for a while :)
     
  35. DeviceDemon

    DeviceDemon Private First Class

    So you are saying there is a chance (regarding t-shirt)
     
  36. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

  37. DeviceDemon

    DeviceDemon Private First Class

  38. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

  39. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    You blinking well should be ;)
     
  40. BoredOutOfMyMind

    BoredOutOfMyMind Picabo, ICU


    Goldy,

    This is the wrong pic from your phone!

    :mad:
     
  41. Techiegirl

    Techiegirl Private E-2

    Do you always wear a T-shirt in the shower?
     
  42. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Think Goldy at that time was practicing for a wet t-shert competition ;)
     
  43. Mike H

    Mike H Private E-2

    Could this be the mystery woman?:rolleyes:
     

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  44. Mike H

    Mike H Private E-2

    (just kidding....:) )
     
  45. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    That's a pretty good photochop ....

    And no I don't always wear a tshirt the the shower.
     
  46. Techiegirl

    Techiegirl Private E-2

    Just sometimes?
     
  47. DeviceDemon

    DeviceDemon Private First Class

    Why not?:)
     
  48. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Because it's not a very good way of cleaning myself. Plus tshirts generally get cleaner in a washing machine.
     
  49. ItsWendy

    ItsWendy MajorGeek

    Shoulda done a flip on the picture. That would confuse em.
     

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