I won again!

I'll give these guys this, they rarely repeat themselves.

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NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC)
PETROLEUM AND PROJECT DIVISION
LAGOS – NIGERIA.
E-mail: elvisw1@terra.com.ve


ATTENTION: DIRECTOR\CEO


This letter is not intended to cause any embarrassment in whatever form, rather
is compelled to contact your esteemed self, following the knowledge of your high
repute and trustworthiness. Firstly, I must solicit your confidentiality, this
is by the virtue of its’ nature as being utterly confidential and top secret.
Though, I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone
apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end
of the day. I assure you that a bold step taken shall not be regretted.


I am Mr. Elvis Williams and I head a seven man tender board in charge of
contract awards and payment approvals, I came to know about you when I was
searching for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential
business transaction which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to
foreign account requiring maximum confidence. My colleagues and I are top
officials of the NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION {NNPC}. OUR DUTIES
INCLUDE VETTING, EVALUATION AND FORE SEEING THE MAINTENANCE OF THE REFINERIES IN
ALL THE DESIGNATED OIL PIPELINES. We are therefore soliciting for your
assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said funds. Our country
losses a lot of money everyday that is why the international community is very
careful and warning their citizens to be careful but I tell you "A TRIAL WILL
CONVINCE YOU".


The source of the fund is as follows; during the last democratic dispensation in
Nigeria this committee awarded a contract of US$400 million to a group of five
construction companies on behalf of the NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION
for the construction of the oil pipelines in Kaduna, Port-Harcourt and Warri
refineries. During this process, my colleagues and I deliberately inflated the
total contract sum to the tune of US$428 million with the intention of sharing
the inflated sum of US$28M. The government has since approved the sum of US$428M
for us as the contract sum, but since the contract is only worth US$400 million,
the remaining US$28 million is what we intend to transfer to a reliable and safe
offshore account, we are prohibited to operate foreign account in our names
since we are still in government (Civil Service). Thus, making it impossible for
us to acquire the money in our name right now, I have therefore been delegated
as a matter of trust by my colleagues
to look for an oversea partner whose account we can transfer the sum of US$28
million.

My colleagues and I have decided that if you/your company can be the beneficiary
of this funds on our behalf, you or your company will retain 20% of the total
sum US$28 million, while 75% will be for us the officials and remaining 5% will
be used for offsetting all debts/expenses incurred during this transaction.


We have decided that this transaction can only proceed under the following
conditions:

That you treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality and
conviction of your transparent honesty.

That upon the receipt of the funds you will release the funds as instructed by
us after you have removed your share of 20%.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above telephone and fax
numbers, including your private telephone/fax numbers then will I bring you into
the nomenclature of this transaction.


Your urgent response will be highly appreciated as we are catching on the next
payment schedule for the financial quarter. Please be assured that this
transaction is 100% legal/risk free and only trust can make the reality of this
transaction.


Best Regards,
MR. ELVIS WILLIAMS.
elvisw1@terra.com.ve

 

You got an email from ELVIS!!! You should sell it on the EBay.

E

 

Elvis's signature will get you more money, than that letter will. LOL

 

I'd rather win a Big Mac! I will ultimately eat electrons but not from there.LOL

 

Come on, Elvis lives! 'I am Mr. Elvis Williams'. Honestly these things crack me up! How can someone see Nigerian, large sum of money, and honesty in the same letter and not laugh. How the heck does Nigeria import stuff? 'No, really, I want to buy these items and have them shipped to Nigeria', yes I will pay with a CC, why are you asking so many questions?'...

If that email was 110% legal, risk free, I would jump on it. I just don't have time for the 100% deals.

E

 

congrats Bill i hope your going to share your winLOL

 

Well, you've just blown your chance on that transaction! One of the conditions was "utmost secrecy and confidentiality"
roflmao

 

Yep. Went to Chinese restaurant last night. ...Maybe the fortune cookie was trying to tell me something about me and my luck rolleyes

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