If I don't make it back alive...

It's been nice knowing all of you! :wave










roflmao
I'm finally getting my knee surgery tomorrow morning. Outpatient arthroscopy, should be home some time in the afternoon. Coherent and posting may take longer. LOL

 

Good luck, hope you recover swiftly! Make sure you take a Sharpie and write 'NO' on your good knee so they don't work on the wrong one... :-D

 

After a scare like that, how many feet can your hind end hold?
Mines a size 9 1/2 wide.
With cleats and steel toes.

 

Adding a set of steel toed stiletto heeled boots to hrlow2's already impressive footwear...

If you do make it back alive we get to kick you and stomp on your feet for scaring us. :-D

 

All that *** kicking finally caught up with you, eh Tibbs? Hopefully it goes fast and recovers quickly so you can get back to business.

Since, I'm sure you're posting this because statistically you're more likely to die of knee surgery than open heart Tee hee. You'll be fine. <3

 

See...this is why I love it here! :-D

 

I had mine done about 7 weeks ago.
You are gonna love not being able to pick things up off the floor for a while (and it seems everything falls out of my hand)

Get well soon Sarge.

 

Hope your back Sh*t kicking soon Tibbs !

Uuh ! Why am i worried, i know you'll be back, can't get rid of someone like you that quickly ! :-D

 

Tibbsy. Hello. You okay?
Now.....you're going to hospital for surgery on a gammy knee. Are you supposed to arrive refreshed, alert, on the ball? If so, WHY THE FECK ARE YOU POSTING AT 3 IN THE MORNING? LOL

Hope it all goes well. You take it easy.

 

Thats 3AM to you.

 

Good Luck Sgt. Hate to see an RIP thread for you here! :-D

 

There we go again H, your always nit picking ( or should i say Gnat picking ) :-D

 

3AM UK time.rolleyes
9PM correct time.:-D:-D

And how are you doing?

 

Hope that your operation goes smoothly, Sgt., otherwise you'll have to get used to walking at an angle.:-D

 

Just keep complaining of pain and asking for meds until you feel real nice.http://www.shroomery.org/forums/images/smileys/awetongue.gif

 

Hrlow. Are you serious? How can you be serious? I mean, seriously.
Correct time was 7am in the UK, 3am ET. Michigan is in the east, 4 hours behind us. If I saw Tibbsy's post at 7.05am, it was posted at 3.05am ET.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

You weren't serious, were you? LOL

 

I have lived! Also, I am really, really, REALLY stoned. roflmao

It is currently just after 3pm...work that math out amongst yourselves. I require a nap. :-D

 

Happy to see you back in the fold, Beth.
Hope you ain't in too much discomfort. Especially when you come down from your high.

 

Joey.
Look at the top left corner.
Clearly states 21:23.
Which is 9:23 to the 12 hour clock.

 

Why go to Amsterdam for the weekend when you can have arthroscopic surgery!

Notice they give you the patient satisfaction survey before you go home,I drew flowers on mine:-D

 

Hope that now that you're back they performed the RIGHT surgery... otherwise, worst case scenario, you get a free walking stick... :-D Much love!

 

Tibbsy:

GMT, my friend.

 

Egads how many posts a day can be about what time it really is where you are?

 

Does anybody really care? Every minimally invasive surgery party I go to someone always starts arguing about the time,blows my high...

 

LOL LOL

The only important time is how long it's been since six hours have passed. The good stuff from the hospital has worn off, so now I'm just down to the Darvocet they sent home with me. Which I may take once every six hours.

At least I know they operated on the correct knee!

 

That's good news.
Best news would be to hear that it was a success.
Bad news would be to hear the best news, get so excited you get up and start dancing for joy, go down and damage the other one.

OUCH.

 

Yeah? Says you. How are we supposed to know you aren't posting from the beyond?

Any proof of REAL exixtence? You may think, which means you am, but that doesn't prove you is. :-D

 

Glad the surgery went well! You'll be back to A** kicking in no time

 

10? 12?
And you spelt colourful wrong in your sig

 

They got the knee right now it's time to lie back and recuperate.

 

Exactly. Make your staff, e,r family, wait on you hand and foot while you relax on the couch with a good book and "recuperate"

 

Well, that's good that the Surgeons know their right from their left, anyway. Seriously, I've heard of worse mistakes over here, like forgetting to remove the surgical gauze, and losing their wedding ring inside the wound, (how does one even do that with gloves on?? :confused).
Now to wait for the post-operative withdrawals - blech!

It's all relative ya know. My sister-in-law told me that when she used to always drop in for dinner at all hours of the night....And she's about as relative as it gets.rolleyes

Got news for you - and it's all bad. ...None of us are alive, nor do we think, if posting on this forum is called life. Our being here is proof of our non-existence.

 

Welcome back Sarge Here's to a strong, solid and speedy recovery.:drink

 

That's the sad part...my only staff is my mother, who has had this exact surgery three times and both knees totally replaced. I get practically zero sympathy from her. :crybaby

S'ok, I guess. If I keep using it, it'll heal faster. And I have incentive! Have you ever tried to carry a cup of coffee while using crutches? LOL

I did discover a trick this morning...take the Darvocet BEFORE eating! Works much better. :-D

I'm real...I'm just not too sure about the rest of you!

 

Good to see you around and kicking Sarg and glad everything went well!!

When on crutches I used the car coffee mugs with a lid on it to transport the coffee and any other liquids. Coffee with a straw, hehe. :-D

 

http://smilies.blazemint.com/s/otn/other/11doh.gif Thank you!!! I only own about a hundred of those! :banghead I blame narcotics! :-D

 

Glad to see your humour is still evident. When I have the slightest niggle of pain or discomfort I'm the worst person in the world to be around.
Hope you recover quickly and get back to kicking bottom.

 

That's the english spelling, not the american english spelling. It's still right, just limey. Limey ftw!

 

Yeah, right. Whatever. It's English. No such thing as American English.
E-N-G-L-I-S-H. From E-N-G-L-A-N-D.
Jeez, how many times?

Good to see you back, Charlie Big Potatoes. Rubbing people up the wrong way and being as obnoxious as ever.
You ever going to reel your attitude in?