Its been a while... Email of the day

This one combines humor with that world famous "i cant fix it, so YOUR an idiot" attitude. Enjoy

The email:
Dear Geeks, I cannot do anything---Not A Thing with your info!! My computer even froze trying to register!!! I was simply trying to get rid of this
obnoxious zipzappromos.com, which constantly sends me women's breasts and pornographic advertisements. I am married [15 yrs.] don't need a date ;
neither does my husband! And I have my own spectacular breasts to look at
whenever I please. I don't know where this program comes from, or how to get rid of it, but if I have to count on you guys to do this then it appears
that I am just screwed!. However, thank you for your time!

The response:
Oh well. We provide a free service, your inability to follow basic instructions and avoid unsafe websites is not our fault. Your inability to use our website is again, not our fault. Anyhow, in case you decide at some point that your computer problem is not OUR fault, heres a removal thread:

http://forums.majorgeeks.com/showthread.php?t=35407

This would make a nice read as well
http://forums.majorgeeks.com/showthread.php?t=25834

P.S Please send me whatever you were smoking when you wrote this!

 

Nope, married 15 years, minimum age 35-40, i already got a pair the same age to look at