Jeezus....

...people are stupid.

That is all...carry on.

Oh yeah, happy Friday!

 

Are you referring to the fact that Big Momma's House 2 had one of the highest grossing opening weekends in history?


-Steve

 

Not specifically, but it does add more credibility to my point.

 

Do tell, I await in anticipation!

 

It would be quicker for me to tell you who hasn't

 

Oh boy *runs for cover*

not touching this one then.....



*hugs*

 

I used to have WHOLE weeks like that, when I was in the workforce. Feel for ya, man. Go home, have a sip or two of the grape with herself, and unlax.

 

Sounds like something to cure constipation

Give it to those who bug you Star...sounds like they might be full of sh!t

 

Yep, tell me about it.......I may as well conform to the masses, and join the ranks of the mentally inept.

The manure is omnipresent and eternal - merely the depth varies from day to day, as they say. Ah well, time to don my ‘G.I. Joe Manure Diving Suit'.

B.T.W.:- Have a great day, LoL!

 

Insanely true.

Happy Friday to you as well. I should be going out soon *beams

That cant be right..surely? *blinks.

 

Troubles at the gas station again?!?

 

It's not that people are so stupid Star, it's that you're so far above them that you make them look bad.

Happy Friday to you too.

 

Hardly....but I'd like to think I'm overqualified for Wal-Mart

 

I used to worry about being an 80 year-old Walmart greeter, but I don't worry about that anymore.

 

Well...yeah

 

G.T....not to worry. I just got the last opening available.

Jack

 

I want the job as a walmart greeter, talk about something easy to do, sure bets phone tech support

 

But you have to be around all those shoppers all that time, and you have to be nice all the time.

 

wait, that can't be right.

no, it's not. it's not.

how could it possibly beat out Titanic or Jurassic Park or Star Wars? if this is true i will have to murder some fellow movie-goers.

 

see...there's a bright side to everything

 

For some people, "stupid" is giving them too much credit.

One of my cues in this show is after the line "I'm surrounded by idiots". I love that.

 

More Evidence...

This was forwarded to me by a friend. Sorry if you've already seen it.

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Subject: Fw: They walk among us

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had
a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many
deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there
anymore.

This one was from Kingman, KS.


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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

And he was a Kansas City chef!


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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?
. He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

Happened in Birmingham, Ala.


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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS


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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a goodbye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who
was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
. Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.


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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.


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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in
it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"
. To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!


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*and they walk among us



and REPRODUCE.



Kinda scary, huh?

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.bh.

 

TTT^^^Bump