Jesus knows you're here

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
a parrot.


'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you
that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

 

That one really appeals to my sense of humor Darlene.:foolish

 

made me lol

 

glad you enjoyed, I thought it was pretty funny

 

It tickled me darlene :-D i liked that one !

 

LOL, good one. Might rename my shotgun now. :-D

 

That's funny:-D

 

If you truly knew, deep down in the recesses of your being, what our Creator did through the sacrifice of His Son...

 

that's better than the original I heard, which didn't have the parrot named Moses. The last line was "sic 'em, Jesus".