John McAfee Wanted for Murder

http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder

 

Saw that this morning on one of the news channels. Dude has some serious problems with his stylist - his hair and beard looked like a checkerboard...-D

 

The guy was trying to drug and abuse women, inserting powerful psychoactive drugs into his various orifices and is now wanted for murder.

Typical programmer:-D

 

:eek
I saw a programmer drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect
(apologies to Warren Zevon)

 

Does this mean he's the Phil Spector of geeks? :-D

 

Haha! :-D

 

i am still waiting for the tabloids to dub him "Scanface".

 

I can see it now: He pulls out 3 foot long 2 TB USB stick and sez: "Say hello to my little friend..."

 

This is the picture on the front page of The Hinterland: The Official Blog of John McAfee. Now you tell me: is that the face of an innocent man, or what?
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http://calibancomputer.com/images/mcafee01.jpg
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roflmao

 

i dunno about murder or meth, but that picture cries out "DECAF!"

 

ahhh, the dreaded kotexx.x worm....

http://www.newser.com/story/157860/part-of-mcafees-disguise-tampon.html

 

I can not understand those people who have everything, and they are one movement can ruin everything.

 

Update: Captured...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/02/john_mcafee_captured_report/

 

And the saga continues:

False Alarm: John McAfee Is Still on the Run

Reports of John McAfee's capture have been exaggerated it seems

John McAfee Captured? Belize police deny reports

I can see a movie in the near future, no doubt...roflmao

 

Belize police deny John Mcaffe has transported himself inside the internet and also deny they've sent suited,sun shade wearing agents in after him:-D

 

So who do you cast as John McAfee: Tommy Lee Jones or Will Smith? Hmm? :cool

 

based on those PHOTOS, i'd say that the only real choice is STEVE BUSCEMI....

 

Nick Cage:-D

http://www.tagroom.com/wp-content/uploads/Nicolas-Cage-Crazy-tagroom.jpg

Looks a bit like him with a beard-

http://www.moviedime.com/images/the-sorcerers-apprenticenicolas-cagea-little-crazy.jpg

 

Imagine this: Buscemi and McAfee stranded on a desert island (or Belize, for that matter) with only enough rations for one person...

The bunny lives! :eek

 

here's looking at you. kid!

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

 

Ha! Now that is some sick :***!

 

John McAfee has now started his own version of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego and left Belize:

http://news.yahoo.com/mcafee-says-hes-left-belize-still-run-174818954.html

Wonder how many countries he'll visit before he finally gets busted?

 

Funny, thank you!
:-D

 

VIRUS...DETECTED!!!!

http://www.newser.com/story/158767/john-mcafee-im-seeking-asylum-in-guatemala.html

 

Poor guy...

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/12/06/guatemalan-police-arrest-software-guru-mcafee/

 

Oh my! Now McAfee has allegedly had a heart attack!

http://news.yahoo.com/john-mcafee-rushed-hospital-apparent-heart-attack-prison-204631018.html

Read the story carefully - the key word is allegedly, based on what he told the nurses.

 

got to give him credit for being modest while unconscious.

too many flashers in this world! :-D

 

That is just so...expected. :confused

 

"Please release me, let me go..."

http://www.newser.com/story/159175/lawyer-judge-has-ordered-mcafees-release.html

guess i know what country i'll be headed to after killing my neighbor!

 

gman863 still has the best one in #22

I would humbly suggest a slight change:

Where in the World is Carmen McAfee

Fun for kids of all ages...

 

Caption competition time!

 

"Helter Skelter! Helter Skelter!"

 

OMG!! Manson's brother! OMG!!

 

who the heck is carmen sandiego? i thought the expression was "where in the world is MATT LAUER"?

not a fan of daytime TV, so never really understood EITHER version.

in any case, he only visited ONE country, so it hardly seems to apply. rly should be something to do with viruses/AV, drugs, or millionaires/mansions/expats/belize.

tho i will admit, the latest pic made me think "What me, worry?"....

 

Back in the late '80s and early '90s, there was a very popular educational PC video game called "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?". Carmen's character was a criminal; you had to find her based on geography clues. In eventually morphed into a kids' game show on PBS (yes, PBS) for a few years.

I guess in another 20 years people will be asking, "What the heck is Halo?" rolleyes

 

He's back in the USA. Let the extradition games begin! :major

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcafee-released-guatemala-flies-off-222608174.html?l=1

 

um...??

i'll ask now.

 

oic, beyoncé tune. nvm.

i give it about 2 years then, not 20!

 

I'm waiting for the day when people say "What the heck was Twilight?" Then we'll know the nightmare is over... :-D

 

ok, Twilight i know.

altho if pressed to make a distinction with "Vampyre Diaries"(?), i guess i couldn't tell you which is which. one of them stars Krisbert, right?

or is it "Pattiswart"?

can never keep up.

 

dunno, its all vampire teenage angst to me...

http://i48.tinypic.com/2ntxr1v.jpg

 

back to mcafee, lemme get this straight: we have an extradition treaty with belize, so in about 3 weeks
time THIS woman is going to be stranded alone in miami with the rest of his $40-60 million cash on her?

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564750_102694716553310_1019528643_n.jpg

gentlemen, start your engines!

 

She even looks like a vampire...

 

She looks like the Latin version of Snookie.

 

Yeah - that's what I meant! Snookie is a vampire, right?

:eek

 

i'm surprised at you guys -- i thought she was a primo BABE. what guy wouldn't jump on THAT for 40 million?!

hell, my husband is willing to do it for FREE....

such a giver.

 

Tell him to be careful. Given John McAfee's drug use and wild lifestyle, I have a feeling that "virus protection" wasn't a part of their relationship. :-D

 

must...resist...making...TROJAN...joke...
must...resist...making...

btw, NPR had a GREAT segment on him this morning:

http://www.onthemedia.org/2012/dec/14/john-mcafees-media-manipulations/

they make this complicated with their little "stream" intercept, but the file is ultimately at: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/audio.wnyc.org/otm/otm121412f.mp3

funky stuff all around on this week's show. tweak the "f" from a thru h.

haven't worked out the link for "full show" in one piece.

 

Sorry, but the Vampy/Snooky look and the promise of $40M do not a lover make - I've got to see her eyes. :cool

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We knew it was coming (no pun intended):

Assange voted in to play John McAfee in upcoming blockbuster

Future Media snaps up exclusive rights to McAfee's life story

 

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